Post a problem or situation that you either made up or face in real life. The next poster will then give a solution to that problem that is how Coldplay would solve the problem.

 

Getting called a homosexual.

Explain that you would be upset if you only appealed to straight people

 

Getting stuck in the crowd while "taking a run"

improvise a song about it

 

a papparazzi invaded the stage?

Chase him down to WILL who would hit the paparazzi with his rhytm stick!

 

The boys noticing a fan trying to sneak in at the Bakery or the Beehive

Invite them in to eat cake. :charming:

 

A plane was crashing

Run to the place of the crash and if possible rescue people by means of first aid / emergency treatment and maybe then be inspired to a new song

 

Being stuck in the USA (Chris) due to the ash cloud

FLY LIKE IN STRAWBERRY SWING

 

getting a new record deal

Celebrate it and then start recording because they have many ideas for songs

 

Witnessing a car accident (not involved in the actual accident)

Call 911

 

Locking your keys in the car.

Write a song about it and lament, and then realise the keys had fallen into their instruments when they go to practice. Song gets the Will Champion Seal of Disapproval for this.

 

Getting chased by bees

Take refuge in the Beehive, then write a song about it.

 

Losing a cell phone

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

 

tripping on a rock

Laugh then make it a permanent dance move

 

Spill a drink

write a song with the lyrics, There's no use crying when the milk's already been spilt

 

 

getting punched in the face?

Punch 'em back, especially if they're paparazzi

 

Sneeze

sing fix you.

 

 

seeing somebody singing fix you

Hide head in shame

 

Get dissed on tv :)

laugh at themselves

 

kill a man

This is the best game ever.

 

WRITE A SONG

 

WRITING A SONG

Write a song about writing a song

 

Burn something

write a song

killing a cat

write a song

 

dying

Say they actually copied Viva la Vida from Joe S.

 

fell down stairs.

write a song

 

went deaf

Try to write a song :thinking:

 

Go blind