George Bush is having a meeting with the Queen. He

asks her: "How do you run an efficient government? Any

tips you can give me?"

 

And the Queen says: "Well, the most important thing is

to surround yourself with intelligent people."

 

Bush frowns, and replies: "Well, how do I know the

people around me are really intelligent or not?"

 

The Queen takes a little sip of tea, and says: "Oh,

that's easy. You just ask them a riddle".

 

Then the Queen pushes the button on her intercom and

says: "Please send the Prime Minister in here, would you?"

 

So Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, Maam?" The

Queen smiles at Tony and says: "Tony, answer me this, would you?

 

Your mother and father have a child. It's not your

brother, and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

 

Without missing a beat, Tony Blair says: "Well, that

would be me."

 

The Queen smiles and says: "Very good, thank you!"

 

So, back at the White House, Bush is a bit puzzled.

So, he asks to speak with Dick Cheney: "Hey Dick,

answer this for me, would ya?

 

Your mother and your father have a child. It's not

your brother and it's not your sister... who is it?

 

Dick Cheney frowns and says: "Geez, I'm not sure Mr

president...lemme get back to you." So, Dick Cheney

goes to all advisors, and asks everyone he can, but no

one can answer it for him.

 

Finally, he ends up in the men's room, and he

recognizes Colin

 

Powell's shoes in the next stall over. So Dick shouts

over to him:

 

"Hey Colin... can you answer this for me? Your mother

and father have a child. It's not your brother and

it's not you sister. Who is it?"

 

Colin Powell flushes, and yells back: "Hey, that's

easy... it's me!"

 

Dick Cheney smiles and yells: "Thanks!"

 

So, Dick Cheney goes back into the Oval Office and

tells Bush: "Hey

 

Mr President, I finally figured out the answer to that

riddle! It's Colin Powell!"

 

Bush gets up, and angrily stomps over to Dick Cheney.

Bush yells right in Dick's face:

 

"No, you fucking idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

 

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:lol: nice one

:lol: :lol: :lol: Good one! Hahaha :lol: :lol: :lol:

lol, hahah

uh oh anti american (watch out) :P

:lol: hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!very good!!!

:lol: :lol:

;)

i love 'george bush is such a stupid tosser' jokes! tell more if u have any. ive got a great picture whihc i will use as my avatar, hes holding this child book upside down

I've seen that one! :D