I DO!

i'm a gentleman up until the point i get to the bedroom

 

No really, I believe you, I wasn't being insincere, plus a guy coming out with that line, is hardly going to yield results is it, no matter how slutty the girl:laugh3:

you pervs geez

No really, I believe you, I wasn't being insincere, plus a guy coming out with that line, is hardly going to yield results is it, no matter how slutty the girl:laugh3:

:laugh3:

if they just kept saying it and the girl kept saying no

 

 

 

awwwww come on

pleeeaaaasseeeee?

don't blueball me!

awwwwwwwwww

does lily know she has lent her name to this sex thread?

i mean jade is clearly in her element, enjoying every last second, but lily is probably oblivious to all the debauchery!

you confuse me so much today :laugh3:

 

Oy yeah. :cool:

I shouldn't talk about slave and muzzled because you're talking zbout sex now. :dozey:

Above all, I didn't think about sex when I talked about it ! :lol:

:laugh3:

if they just kept saying it and the girl kept saying no

 

 

 

awwwww come on

pleeeaaaasseeeee?

don't blueball me!

awwwwwwwwww

 

:laugh3: Well go out to a club and let me know how it works out for you, I'm betting £10 on a slap, well actually, you do hear things about Northern girls, most of the time it's that their far nicer and not so pretencious as us Southerners actually to be fair.

Where is Lily? She's like never here. :(

:laugh3: Well go out to a club and let me know how it works out for you, I'm betting £10 on a slap, well actually, you do hear things about Northern girls, most of the time it's that their far nicer and not so pretencious as us Southerners actually to be fair.

 

i haven't been to a club in a year or so :laugh3:

you can smell the VD in those places in the north

pubs are better

Oy yeah. :cool:

I shouldn't talk about slave and muzzled because you're talking zbout sex now. :dozey:

Above all, I didn't think about sex when I talked about it ! :lol:

 

errrr neither did i :confused:

(apart from the whole gag ball post)

 

man i hope nobody ever looks at my google search toolbar. it's filled with so much stuff that i wouldn't actually look at unless i was finding a funny picture. i have things like gag ball, michael ballack bulge and all sorts, just so i an participate in conversations on this place!

i haven't been to a club in a year or so :laugh3:

you can smell the VD in those places in the north

pubs are better

 

If you want to get a girl in a good London Club.

 

1.Buy a really expensive suit and watch

2.Buy a Range Rover,then cover it in chrome and add silly wheels

3.Tell them you play for Chelsea

:laugh3:

If you want to get a girl in a good London Club.

 

1.Buy a really expensive suit and watch

2.Buy a Range Rover,then cover it in chrome and add silly wheels

3.Tell them you play for Chelsea

:laugh3:

 

or i could just use my charm and northern dry wit?

and have some monopoly money hanging out my top pocket just in case that doesn't work

Where is Lily? She's like never here. :(

 

She was in London for the meet up and she leaves today so I think she's gonna be here tonight.

 

errrr neither did i :confused:

(apart from the whole gag ball post)

 

man i hope nobody ever looks at my google search toolbar. it's filled with so much stuff that i wouldn't actually look at unless i was finding a funny picture. i have things like gag ball, michael ballack bulge and all sorts, just so i an participate in conversations on this place!

 

:laugh3:

It will show what a pervert you are ! :P

:laugh3:

It will show what a pervert you are ! :P

 

i can't help it

it's the isolation

i haven't really done much in the last few days

climbing up the walls :(

 

need

a

girl

 

/murderer talk

hello!!

 

:lol:you guys

or i could just use my charm and northern dry wit?

and have some monopoly money hanging out my top pocket just in case that doesn't work

 

True but then I would personally rather stay single than date a concited,money obsessed, shallow slut anyway, there are more important things in life than how much money someone has or what clothes they have, sure nice things are great but I can't stand how most footballers are, and the women their with either.

Plus,who would play for Chelsea :p

yayyyy

but I can't stand how most footballers are, and the women their with either.

sorry to barge in but this^

i can't help it

it's the isolation

i haven't really done much in the last few days

climbing up the walls :(

 

need

a

girl

 

/murderer talk

 

Calm down GREG !

 

hello!!

 

:lol:you guys

 

Hi Amy. :heart:

True but then I would personally rather stay single than date a concited,money obsessed, shallow slut anyway, there are more important things in life than how much money someone has or what clothes they have, sure nice things are great but I can't stand how most footballers are, and the women their with either.

Plus,who would play for Chelsea :p

 

iknowiknow

was just joking

 

i like my women like i like my toast

hot, and consumable with butter

True but then I would personally rather stay single than date a concited,money obsessed, shallow slut anyway, there are more important things in life than how much money someone has or what clothes they have, sure nice things are great but I can't stand how most footballers are, and the women their with either.

Plus,who would play for Chelsea :p

 

stop hanging around with footballers then

they aren't real people

and the girls that hang out with them aren't real people either

 

they deserve what they get

iknowiknow

was just joking

 

i like my women like i like my toast

hot, and consumable with butter

 

I didn't think you were that type of guy really to be fair :)

I can't even eat butter, literally I've never liked it on anything even when I was little.

I can't even eat butter, literally I've never liked it on anything even when I was little.

 

even women?

stop hanging around with footballers then

they aren't real people

and the girls that hang out with them aren't real people either

 

they deserve what they get

 

:shocked2: I don't hang around with footballers or go to the clubs they go to, I just find the whole culture dull and up itself.

even women?

 

No even women, it just tastes horrible to me.

:shocked2: I don't hang around with footballers or go to the clubs they go to, I just find the whole culture dull and up itself.

 

which is why i just ignore it and have no care for it

it doesn't bother me what they get up to because they aren't worth caring about, the men or the women