June 27, 201016 yr Author oh god Mike, you're like channeling Mark's spirit right now... :facepalm: I heard a joke once, "I don't know why they named it the iPad, they should have at least named it the iTampon, because from what I understand, tampons are actually useful."
June 27, 201016 yr haha... unfortunately bad jokes run in my family/genetics :lol:... sometimes they just slip out :P
June 27, 201016 yr Sorry, I couldn't find this on youtube, but this is hilarious http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/annuale/221774/
June 28, 201016 yr Team tampon is closing the gap! waaa the tampons are closing the gap :awesome: lawl :wacky:
June 30, 201016 yr Author On TV there was this stupid thing with Brian Williams on NBC Nightly News, he was showing off one of those retarded ideas to help clean up the oil spill, and he had his serious face on leaning out of a boat with a lifejacket on and this white deal in his hand, explaining how it worked, and my dad is really pissed off at all these retarded ideas to help clean up the oil spill, and Brian Williams goes, "I have here an absorbent pad..." and my dad screams, "SO DOES MY DAUGHTER BUT THAT ISN'T HELPING THE OIL SPILL IS IT????" I just sat trying not to laugh and repressing my urge to tell him, "SIGH, DA-A-A-D, I'M TEAM TAMPON." :heart:
June 30, 201016 yr [...] my dad is really pissed off at all these retarded ideas to help clean up the oil spill, and Brian Williams goes, "I have here an absorbent pad..." and my dad screams, "SO DOES MY DAUGHTER BUT THAT ISN'T HELPING THE OIL SPILL IS IT????" I just sat trying not to laugh and repressing my urge to tell him, "SIGH, DA-A-A-D, I'M TEAM TAMPON." :heart: Haha! :lol:
June 30, 201016 yr Author it was actually great, I thought the same thing he did but he had the actual balls to say it XD
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