You don't know much about Sof then :anxious:

why, what about her? *gossips* :anxious:

Pssst her winky is bigger then mine :anxious:

what the actual--SO YOU'VE SEEN....IT.

 

ok that's it *clasps my immaculate ears* :bomb:

 

 

 

 

I dont call it winky, I call it massive dick :wideeyed:

How's everybodies balls today?

Big and ball like :thinking:

big and hairy :P

How's everybodies balls today?

Big and brass. :D

i used men's face cream last night.

:freak: Now you might grow facial hair! :wreck:

NO D:

facial hair on women is one of my least favourite hair.

 

But my skin felt amazing after using it :surprised:

NO D:

facial hair on women is one of my least favourite hair.

 

But my skin felt amazing after using it :surprised:

 

Give us a run down of all your least favourite hairs :lol:

:lol: that would take way too long to do.

Cow cream is amazing for dry skin :uhoh:

I once saw an article on bull seamen and how it was good to use in hair gel.

Well I Can honestly say I Haven't tried that :laugh3:

I once saw an article on bull seamen and how it was good to use in hair gel.

 

:lol:

 

reminds me of that movie "There's Something About Mary" :lol:

You got there first haha.

Hahaha I Remember that :lol:

I'm sure I've heard that semen is good for the skin - but I'm pretty sure that a guy came up with that one. No pun intended. :P

Same with sex can bring on an overdue baby - yep, most definitely a guys idea.

So tonight I went to an all you can eat tapas bar. Had 9 different dishes, then had my favourite again to make it a round number.

Tearing chicken off the carcass and dipping it straight into chicken soup resting on my stomach.

I changed the water in the water cooler because my dad wasn't home. :cheesy: