hotdensestate Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 I killed a bare with my bear hands. Nathan wins the manliness competition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pickle Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 My dad pwns you all. :smug: He shoves metal in furnaces for a living, put a lift kit in his old truck, fixed my bike, tore down a clubhouse, fishes, and killed this big-ass turkey past spring. :surprised: And he makes the best rice krispy treats. :blush: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdensestate Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 My dad pwns you all. :smug: He shoves metal in furnaces for a living, put a lift kit in his old truck, fixed my bike, tore down a clubhouse, fishes, and killed this big-ass turkey past spring. :surprised: And he makes the best rice krispy treats. :blush: Nathan, watch out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmmaLouiseSmyth Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 the last bit just killed the manliness ^^ :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pickle Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 Real men can cook yo. :smug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted July 26, 2010 Author Share Posted July 26, 2010 What's so special about that? it's literally a pendulum even when i'm stood still it swings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted July 26, 2010 Author Share Posted July 26, 2010 You need to get some underpants haha, manly men don't say underpants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matter-Eater Lad Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 I'm so manly I get away with it, not a poser like you who has to choose their language. +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted July 26, 2010 Author Share Posted July 26, 2010 i would kick your ass i'm a motherfucking gladiator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pickle Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 watt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted July 26, 2010 Author Share Posted July 26, 2010 i lost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pickle Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 Rawr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted July 31, 2010 Author Share Posted July 31, 2010 i have eaten a LOT of meat recently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gitta Rensolo Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 RAWR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technicolor Sparks Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 I mowed the lawn last week. :manly: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gitta Rensolo Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 I will get drunk in an hour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovers.in.nj Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 Today I burped louder than I ever have in my life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technicolor Sparks Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 I've never really burped in my life. So manly of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a_face_of_light Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 I gambled away 20 of my ho's in a game of poker while smoking weed and left the casino on my Honda GL1800 Goldwing Deluxe motorcycle. You would have to have brain damage to buy a Goldwing, I would rather walk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs.Chatterbox Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 I was drinking beer with my cousin's husband :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted July 31, 2010 Author Share Posted July 31, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs.Chatterbox Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 ^ that guy looks like a real british :laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aarontennies Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 Yesterday my monster motorcycle broke down. So I proceeded to fix it using only a pocket knife and some duct tape. After I got it working again, I shot a bear and grilled the meat over an open fire for a celebration snack. With my cycle now working correctly, I went out for a drive. Just then a semi came barreling out of nowhere. I was lucky enough to jump off my cycle at the last minute. I survived, but my bike was totaled. Then the semi exploded in a column of flame and awesomeness. I just walked away without looking at it. (Because, you know, cool guys don't look at explosions, they walk away from them.) Then I grabbed a 2-ton piece of wreckage and carried it home as a souvenir. Then I went to watch TV and stroke my amazing beard. Gotta love Fridays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdensestate Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 And then you put a quote by Chris Martin in your sig and called it epic and lost all of your manliness. What a shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimpleBlur Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 ^sad story bro. I drove a truck. It was really big and dirty. Totally manly looking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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