This is where you post your f**k my life stories :blank:

 

I'll start. I've been too afraid to sleep for days, because there was a bug on the wall (phobias, don't judge me) and then I realized that it's a fucking screw in the wall. FML. Your turn.

I'm spending my holidays

1/2 the day in bed

1/2 the day on Here

What a Great life I Have .

I was spray painting a jewelry box just now outside

 

not paying attention to what angle i was spraying in i opened my mouth to say hi to a neighbor and....

 

 

 

 

the inside of my mouth sparkles now.... :disappointed:

^ :sick:

it looks like i fucking ate edward cullen

cant get it off!!!

^ :awesome:

I was singing "Do The Hippogriff" from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, and I got some really strange looks when I was walking my dog through the park. :P

I'm spending my holidays

1/2 the day in bed

1/2 the day on Here

What a Great life I Have .

 

not very different here..

^ And here. :\

:|

I was messing around with Skype last night, and I'm new to it. My friend video called me, and I couldn't hear him. I thought my speakers and stuff were messed up, but then I realized that my Skype volume was turned all the way down. My poor friend thought he was talking to himself. :facepalm:

ooooooh ^

 

 

let me add ya?

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Bumpety.

The first post reminds me of last night when I was going to sleep on the couch because I saw a bug on the ceiling, but then I got my sister to get rid of it. :blank:

 

For some reason I can't think of a story, yet I have so many. :thinking:

Oh, I have another one. The most social thing I've done for months was today when I played Harry Potter Cluedo with some people from my class at my classmates house. :blank:

I went to slide across the floor while intensely singing to my friend across the room and I skinned my knee. Turns out, the floor had just been waxed and thus it is not longer slippery.

I'll never see The Beatles live. FML

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I dropped chocolate ice cream all over my white shirt today because I didn't want to eat the cone, and only the handle of the spoon could fit into the bottom on the cone.