I wish I hadn't read that.

this

I was smart and didn't read it.

I'm having a hard time picturing it.

Judging by most of the "most want to die" responses Coldplaying is a bunch of pussies.

That's not a very ladylike thing to say

Yes it is. I'm in possession of one and everything.

Anything involving penises isn't for me. :blank:

Anything involving penises isn't for me. :blank:

 

...jahahaha

Oh and the Scaphism thing barely made me cringe...dunno why. There are things that people do to themselves today that sound worse than that (I'm thinking of that thing they shove up your dick for surgery).

 

I guess I just have an extreme phobia of anything happening to my penis that doesn't involve a female.

Pretty sure getting a catheter is not the same as being eaten alive by insects over a period of several days.

Ok I decided what it is. This is kind of graphic so don't read it if you're a pussy.

 

 

I have a phobia of snakes as well as things going in my dick so I maybe a snake slithering up my dick and then making it explode would be the worst. Or like if the snake crawled straight through my dick into my internal organs and just raped my shit with its venom. :blank:

 

Pretty sure getting a catheter is not the same as being eaten alive by insects over a period of several days.

 

FUCK YES IT IS. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

Oh and I would die by OD'ing on weed (if it were possible).

Ok I decided what it is. This is kind of graphic so don't read it if you're a pussy.

 

 

I have a phobia of snakes as well as things going in my dick so I maybe a snake slithering up my dick and then making it explode would be the worst. Or like if the snake crawled straight through my dick into my internal organs and just raped my shit with its venom. :blank:

I'M TIRED OF THESE MOTHAFUCKIN SNAKES IN MY MOTHA FUCKIN DICK

I'M TIRED OF THESE MOTHAFUCKIN SNAKES IN MY MOTHA FUCKIN DICK

 

I lol'd. That would be an epic movie.

Except you would end up sobbing all over your popcorn.

No, I would end up shitting myself like 12 times.

I would want to die like the grandpa in Little Miss Sunshine because he died in his sleep.

 

and the way I wouldn't want to die is drowning or freezing to death

Freezing to death? Wow. Your mind isn't fucked up enough.

most: quickly like being shot or being in an explosion where i don't know what hit me.

 

least: slow and painful, like being stabbed.

Freezing to death? Wow. Your mind isn't fucked up enough.

 

Eh I'm not trying to think of the most fucked up options ever

 

freezing to death would suck it would be slow

 

IDK. I mean I wouldn't want to die like the mom at the end of Requiem for a Dream or live my life out like she had to.

Freezing to death is actually quite pleasant, you feel warm and comfortable and fuzzy by the time you loose feeling in all your limbs.

Least....

 

Suffocating (that includes Drowning)

 

eaten alive/torn appart

 

bleeding to death and not being able to stop it

 

burning alive

 

freezing to death

 

and

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bronze_Bull

 

 

 

Most?

 

potassium cyanide .. id be out like a light and wouldn't feel a thing... and id have just enough time to play one more song before i die

 

then gun shot

 

then jumping of a very high place

 

 

and why had no one given any thought to what they want to happen to their body after they die?

Cremation, Burial, or Donating?

 

...personally I prefer neither because I hate the idea of my naked dead body on a slab in a morge.. or rotting under 6 feet of dirt

 

I like the idea of sinking into the ocean... after im dead that is

the ocean is i think the closest thing in nature resembling death

you submerge yourself leaving the world at the surface and slowly sink into black unknown oblivion.

Sounds good to me..

Freezing to death is actually quite pleasant, you feel warm and comfortable and fuzzy by the time you loose feeling in all your limbs.

 

K thanks. I said drowning too. Can you tell me how pleasant that will be?

Not so much. Most people when even waterboarded with like 4 or so little pourings of water say it's the worst thing they've ever experienced. In short I would say you'd be way way way better off freezing.