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How would you most/least want to die?

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I forgot for least like to die, I wouldn't want to be slowly axed to death either. Or attacked by those bees that swarm you and then get inside your body and sting you internally. :|

i mean strangle each other whilst having sex

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Auto-erotic asphyxiation? :lol:

 

Mmmmmm kinky :uhoh:

I asked my brother how he'd most want to die, and he said he'd want to be atomized because it's instantaneous. :thinking:

Auto-erotic asphyxiation? :lol:

 

Mmmmmm kinky :uhoh:

That's one way to Kill Bill

:lol:

:freak:

 

No really, that's how the dude died.

I don't want to burn ... I mean no one wants to burn, but still it's how I'd least want to die. :freak:

That's one way to Kill Bill

:lol:

:freak:

 

No really, that's how the dude died.

 

I didnt get to see the end of that movie... thanks :angry:

I didnt get to see the end of that movie... thanks :angry:

i could be wrong, but i think she refered to the actor in real life. :thinking:

i could be wrong, but i think she refered to the actor in real life. :thinking:
Yes indeed I was referring to real-life, not in the movie

Simmer down ViVa Child

Oh and the Scaphism thing barely made me cringe...dunno why. There are things that people do to themselves today that sound worse than that (I'm thinking of that thing they shove up your dick for surgery).

 

I have a friend who had that thing done (Most likely we're not thinking of the same thing) but they surgically put in some device that bites into your penis the next time you urinate (Under the circumstances it took days, something to do with the bladder). Yeah I know I'm not booked up on the technical terms here.

 

But he went to go for the piss, and as it went through his penis the strips bit into the surrounding area around his peepee hole (That IS a technical term) and he said instantly it was so painful that he just fell down beside the toilet, clutching onto a towel rail, in absolute agony, which lasted for a few minutes.

 

Which sounded absolutely horrible, but compared to Scaphism?

 

If it didn't make you cringe then you don't have an imagination, or possibly empathy, because it isn't easy to picture but christ, laying there as insects eat through your skin, plant eggs that hatch all over your body, feeling them wiggle around in every orifice, which could go on for weeks because they keep feeding you, it's a great answer for the worst way to die.

 

Psychologically as well, you would feel so degraded and tortured within days, that all you would want is to die, but that wouldn't happen for a while, and that's all you'd want. How pathetic you'd feel to have insects, little flies and bugs which you can squash with the swat of a hand, are using your body literally as a piece of meat to feed off, and you can't do anything but lay through every hour staring into the sky.

 

Thought I'd paint a picture. :nice:

I wouldn't want to answer this because I feel it's tempting fate. I'm superstitious like that...:uhoh:

Thank you Reilly. Getting a catheter is fucking nothing compared to scaphism. I mean what the fuck Josh you are just overcompensating so hard it's pathetic. That or you have some kind of fucking disorder involving your penis.

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also josh, if a future girlfriend of yours requested you get checked or sti's because she was really paranoid about those things and wanted to be sure, would you deny it her? because that's gonna require a little intrusion when it comes to your bits.

Least....

 

Suffocating (that includes Drowning)

 

eaten alive/torn appart

 

bleeding to death and not being able to stop it

 

burning alive

 

freezing to death

 

and

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bronze_Bull

 

 

 

Most?

 

potassium cyanide .. id be out like a light and wouldn't feel a thing... and id have just enough time to play one more song before i die

 

then gun shot

 

then jumping of a very high place

 

 

and why had no one given any thought to what they want to happen to their body after they die?

Cremation, Burial, or Donating?

 

...personally I prefer neither because I hate the idea of my naked dead body on a slab in a morge.. or rotting under 6 feet of dirt

 

I like the idea of sinking into the ocean... after im dead that is

the ocean is i think the closest thing in nature resembling death

you submerge yourself leaving the world at the surface and slowly sink into black unknown oblivion.

Sounds good to me..

 

Bleeding to death wouldn't be that bad at all, you would just pass out quite quickly and not know much about it.

I think my worst fear is dying in a plane crash. Can't you just imagine the terror beforehand as you fall...out of the...sky...

 

*trembles*

 

Yeah, I don't like flying.

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I think my worst fear is dying in a plane crash. Can't you just imagine the terror beforehand as you fall...out of the...sky...

 

*trembles*

 

Yeah, I don't like flying.

 

i think it would be scary but i reckon i'd realise that was it and concentrate on the last few seconds and try and enjoy it

 

i'd probably go a bit manic

Thank you Reilly. Getting a catheter is fucking nothing compared to scaphism. I mean what the fuck Josh you are just overcompensating so hard it's pathetic. That or you have some kind of fucking disorder involving your penis.

 

Overcompensating? Disorder of the penis?

 

I didn't even mention that side of his thought process, if I did, show me where. I was intrigued by how he didn't even cringe at Scaphism.

I remember my dad telling me a story about a guy who was driving a van with no seat belt, crashed into a snow bank, fell out of the van and somehow got run over by a semi-truck and had to get his butt removed or something. He didn't die, but I don't think I'd like to die without my butt. :lol: /random

 

Pretty sure that's how I'm going to die :blank:

 

:lips:

Overcompensating? Disorder of the penis?

 

I didn't even mention that side of his thought process, if I did, show me where. I was intrigued by how he didn't even cringe at Scaphism.

 

No no no I wasn't implying you said that, they were two separate things, as in, Thanks Reilly, and THEN You have like a penis disorder bro.

Bleeding to death wouldn't be that bad at all, you would just pass out quite quickly and not know much about it.

 

no, i would hate it for personal reasons

 

especially if you are imobalized and cant pinch ot off or something.... horrible

 

and a lot of times what happens is you go into shock... not just a quiet little passing out

No no no I wasn't implying you said that, they were two separate things, as in, Thanks Reilly, and THEN You have like a penis disorder bro.

 

Either you overly enthusiastically agreed with me, or you were being sarcastic, ionno. I still unno.

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