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"Gwyneth wants to be the new Martha Stewart. She wants to launch her own homeware range, a fashion line, a food range and self-help books."

 

Hopefully not going to jail like Martha! :lol: :rolleyes:

 

Seriously, though, did anyone see Martha Stewart's new line of dog leashes? :sick: She has a brand for everything. :sad:

This just made me lol.

See, Chris hates Gwyneth and wants to marry someone better.. like me.

Case closed.

It just might be because I've been out of the Coldplay loop for a while, but if there's a joke here, I'm not getting it >_>

It just might be because I've been out of the Coldplay loop for a while, but if there's a joke here, I'm not getting it >_>

 

Bunch of fan girls pretending to like Gwyneth when they are really a bit insane and jealous.

 

 

It's kind of like being jealous of someone who won the lottery when you havn't even got a ticket.

Bunch of fan girls pretending to like Gwyneth when they are really a bit insane and jealous.

 

 

It's kind of like being jealous of someone who won the lottery when you havn't even got a ticket.

 

Ahahah perfectly described! :lol:

LOL @ the tags.

This just made me lol.

See, Chris hates Gwyneth and wants to marry someone better.. like me.

Case closed.

 

Andrew will be heartbroken :sad:

Bunch of fan girls pretending to like Gwyneth when they are really a bit insane and jealous.

 

 

It's kind of like being jealous of someone who won the lottery when you havn't even got a ticket.

 

You probably hear this a lot, but thank you.

At least I show that I am jealouse and a bit insane.

 

I AM. I AM. And wether I joke about it or not, I am anyways.

But I don't hide it and say she's pretty and say "live and let live" and "It is what it is" or "I don't care" , "If he's happy I'm happy"

 

THAT'S BULL.

I don't have a problem with her but i hate her coz Coldplay become chris martin's band instead of Coldplay the band when he married her. I do think she's pretty and i want her legs coz i hate my fat and untoned thighs

That's nice. :awesome:

lulz.

 

OMG INNORITE, I hate how when we're talking about Chris Martin, Coldplay frontman, GWYNETH PALTROW MUST BE PART OF THE CONVERSATION.

 

Like srsly, I do not care :blank:

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