October 30, 201016 yr :lol: Did he wink back? :charming: Cause that's how I pictured it in my head. Really ? Omg. :lol: How did it happen moo ? Well I went to the taxi rank and asked if they could take me home to Rishton for £5. They said yeah, and then a guy in the place said he'd take me (he heard the price). Anyway, I live at the other side of Rishton so when we were getting close he said it would be £6. I said it was a fiver to Rishton, and he said this isn't really Rishton. It was. He started moaning and I started laughing. Anyway he accepted a fiver, so as I was getting out I gave him an extra pound "since you were feisty". He said "You aren't bent are you?" so I blew him a kiss. He was pissed off.
October 30, 201016 yr You're annoying for being so like me :tongue: No, you're the copycat here ! :snobby: :tongue: I blew a kiss at a male taxi driver. :charming: :wink3: Well I went to the taxi rank and asked if they could take me home to Rishton for £5. They said yeah, and then a guy in the place said he'd take me (he heard the price). Anyway, I live at the other side of Rishton so when we were getting close he said it would be £6. I said it was a fiver to Rishton, and he said this isn't really Rishton. It was. He started moaning and I started laughing. Anyway he accepted a fiver, so as I was getting out I gave him an extra pound "since you were feisty". He said "You aren't bent are you?" so I blew him a kiss. He was pissed off. Haha you hilarious freak! Btw, were you? (bent) :P
October 30, 201016 yr If you'd been wearing that pink bow, greg I am sure the driver wouldn't have been moaning. He would probably have kissed you back Haha
October 30, 201016 yr Haha you hilarious freak! Btw, were you? (bent) :P I could have been had he played his cards right :p If you'd been wearing that pink bow, greg I am sure the driver wouldn't have been moaning. He would probably have kissed you back Haha Ahhh, damn. A lack of preparation on my part!
October 31, 201016 yr Well I went to the taxi rank and asked if they could take me home to Rishton for £5. They said yeah, and then a guy in the place said he'd take me (he heard the price). Anyway, I live at the other side of Rishton so when we were getting close he said it would be £6. I said it was a fiver to Rishton, and he said this isn't really Rishton. It was. He started moaning and I started laughing. Anyway he accepted a fiver, so as I was getting out I gave him an extra pound "since you were feisty". He said "You aren't bent are you?" so I blew him a kiss. He was pissed off. What the ... ahahahahaha! :lol:
October 31, 201016 yr Well, since I don't have really short hair and wear shoes as opposed to trainers, a lot of people think I'm gay, so when I notice they have a problem with that I tend to play up to it for a laugh to see their reaction. Actually, it's a little bit of a worry since because I don't often have a girlfriend as everyone around here sucks, others start to think I am gay too. I've been asked out by more guys than girls :shame: Admittedly a few of those were when I was about ten and I did look a little bit like a girl :lol: Weird though in the other cases since I'm not effeminate or anything like that.
October 31, 201016 yr Well, since I don't have really short hair and wear shoes as opposed to trainers, a lot of people think I'm gay, so when I notice they have a problem with that I tend to play up to it for a laugh to see their reaction. Actually, it's a little bit of a worry since because I don't often have a girlfriend as everyone around here sucks, others start to think I am gay too. I've been asked out by more guys than girls :shame: Admittedly a few of those were when I was about ten and I did look a little bit like a girl :lol: Weird though in the other cases since I'm not effeminate or anything like that. Wearing shoes instead of trainers is considered gay up there?, I consider it to having a bit more taste/style than your average Nike/Reebok wearing guy. Also not all gay guys are camp, in fact a great deal you wouldn't know unless they said, which is probably why you get asked out.
October 31, 201016 yr Wearing shoes instead of trainers is considered gay up there?, I consider it to having a bit more taste/style than your average Nike/Reebok wearing guy. Also not all gay guys are camp, in fact a great deal you wouldn't know unless they said, which is probably why you get asked out. A guy at work gets quite a lot of abuse from scallies because he's got long-ish hair and shops at Topman. I think it happens a lot around here.
October 31, 201016 yr Wearing shoes instead of trainers is considered gay up there?, I consider it to having a bit more taste/style than your average Nike/Reebok wearing guy. Also not all gay guys are camp, in fact a great deal you wouldn't know unless they said, which is probably why you get asked out. Haha, well no, not simply wearing shoes, but if you aren't dressed like this: Or like a fresh boy who is far too well groomed, with shaved eye brows and too much aftershave, and those ridiculous hats which are baggy at the back and make them look like an oversized foreskin. If you aren't one or the other you tend to stick out a bit. And if you stick out for reasons that aren't because you are the hardest or most racist in the area then they presume it's because you're gay. I'm perhaps going a little over the top, but I'm not a million miles wrong. As for the being asked out by guys I do take it as a compliment. One guy even told me I should consider turning gay as he knows dozens of guys who'd want to fuck me. That was a little scary, but it's not an insult :lol: Obviously he thought there was a chance I was suppressing homosexuality, otherwise he wouldn't have asked me to consider it, otherwise that would have been a bizarre phrase of words.
October 31, 201016 yr Weight loss is perceived as more womanly than manly, so my womanly thing of recent times is eating healthy and exercising to lose weight (*refuses to use the word diet*). 1 stone and 6lbs (20lbs or 9.0718474 kilograms) in one month and two weeks.
October 31, 201016 yr It's the same for people around here Greg I Wouldn't worry I've been accused of being a lesbian before because I Didn't think JLS or Enrique were really attractive. There's lots of people in my year at school who act gay for a laugh even though half of them have girlfriends
October 31, 201016 yr Haha, well no, not simply wearing shoes, but if you aren't dressed like this: Or like a fresh boy who is far too well groomed, with shaved eye brows and too much aftershave, and those ridiculous hats which are baggy at the back and make them look like an oversized foreskin. If you aren't one or the other you tend to stick out a bit. And if you stick out for reasons that aren't because you are the hardest or most racist in the area then they presume it's because you're gay. I'm perhaps going a little over the top, but I'm not a million miles wrong. As for the being asked out by guys I do take it as a compliment. One guy even told me I should consider turning gay as he knows dozens of guys who'd want to fuck me. That was a little scary, but it's not an insult :lol: Obviously he thought there was a chance I was suppressing homosexuality, otherwise he wouldn't have asked me to consider it, otherwise that would have been a bizarre phrase of words. Omg those guys D: I would take that as a compliment too I guess!
October 31, 201016 yr are you serious about those guys? They'd rather be considered as "assis" around here....
October 31, 201016 yr I like the fact that in the pic something is clearly happening outside the pic and they are supposed to be looking at something but half of them are looking in the wrong direction :lol:
October 31, 201016 yr I don't expect too much of people who are dressed like this haha...actually the guy on the right is failing most....
October 31, 201016 yr I like the fact that in the pic something is clearly happening outside the pic and they are supposed to be looking at something but half of them are looking in the wrong direction :lol: Or they're all bored and none of them has anything to say xD
October 31, 201016 yr Author That picture makes me think of them as seagulls FOOD WHERE? I'M LOOKING THE WRONG DIRECTION BECAUSE I'M A DUMB BIRD OH NO IT'S A GIANT FOOT OH SHIIIII- *flutter away* The sad thing is, I can actually envision this.
October 31, 201016 yr only the turkish guys who live here in Germany dress like this, I don't think many german guys would do it.....except they are friends of them (does that sound racist?)
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