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The Womanly Thread

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I am trying to make myself sexy for a job interview...

oh, you're going for an interview :nice: good luck

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oh, you're going for an interview :nice: good luck

 

Thanks. It's less hours than I want so I'll still be looking for another one, but it's something.

I totally agree with Ivet, I slack on weekends when not going out.

Dang- I have a son now/who goes out ?:D I do not though , intend to turn into Goopeth and live the next 3 years in sweats and tees and flip flops....:dozey:

 

But the woman in me just baked a from scratch pumpkin spice cake, and I even made the spiced caramel icing:smug:.

It is so simple to make your own caramel, and ohmygawwditissoooogooood.

hey Braddock- guess that's a NO on the manny job offer?

hmmmph- guess times aint toooo hard for you then huh.

hey Braddock- guess that's a NO on the manny job offer?

hmmmph- guess times aint toooo hard for you then huh.

 

I did answer!

You just haven't got back to me yet :shame:

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That's the best compliment ever.:hug:

 

 

But I feel pretty awful right now so I'm gonna take one actually.

 

Meh, ok. :hug:

 

I don't shower in the weekends

 

 

I don't dress up, do my hair, attempt to look pretty unless i'm going out

 

 

yep.

 

+1, chillin', yo.

 

:awesome:

 

 

I wish I was womanly in that way too.:disappointed:

 

Aargh! No disappoint. NO DISAPPOINT! :hug::sad:

I don't really need to take a shower when I've got no one to see outside.

I don't shower in the weekends

 

 

I don't dress up, do my hair, attempt to look pretty unless i'm going out

 

 

yep.

I totally agree with Ivet, I slack on weekends when not going out.

 

Really? I don't shower or dress up only because people are going to see me! I do it because I feel better in my own skin when showered and not looking like shit. So yeah, I shower and dress like I would dress any other day when not going out.

 

I am trying to make myself sexy for a job interview...

 

:wink3:

Meh, ok. :hug:

 

Oh that was not a compliment.:blank:

Really? I don't shower or dress up only because people are going to see me! I do it because I feel better in my own skin when showered and not looking like shit. So yeah, I shower and dress like I would dress any other day when not going out.

 

 

 

:wink3:

 

 

:)At risk of sounding like a bitch- I made a living out of "looking good", full makeup/hair/clothes. I loved being able to slack and give my skin (and me) a break !

:)At risk of sounding like a bitch- I made a living out of "looking good", full makeup/hair/clothes. I loved being able to slack and give my skin (and me) a break !

 

You don't sound like a bitch :)! And yeah I can understand that but I already wear basically no makeup in my every day life, I do nothing to my hair and my clothes are pretty but that doesn't mean they aren't comfortable so I really don't feel like I could "give my skin or myself a break" lol !

:thinking: Thanks !

I wish I could chop my hair really short and not have to worry with it ! And I am so glad to be able to fit back into some of my clothes already after having my son....I have nearly forgot what normal clothes feel like.

You don't sound like a bitch :)! And yeah I can understand that but I already wear basically no makeup in my every day life, I do nothing to my hair and my clothes are pretty but that doesn't mean they aren't comfortable so I really don't feel like I could "give my skin or myself a break" lol !

 

I'm the opposite. I can't be bothered to make an effort with my clothes and make up if I'm not going out/ only going to the super market.

^ And we thank you for that, Braddock.

Make up... I don't even know how to use those stuff. :anxious:

What womanly thing can I do today?

So far I've flirted with female interviewers and joined a 5-a-side football league.

Not very womanly.

What womanly thing can I do today?

So far I've flirted with female interviewers and joined a 5-a-side football league.

Not very womanly.

 

maybe you are a lesbian :sneaky:

maybe you are a lesbian :sneaky:

 

:o

My urges all make sense now!

*hacks off genitals*

:o

My urges all make sense now!

*hacks off genitals*

 

I made your life make sense, now you will have to worship me till the day you die :sneaky:

I made your life make sense, now you will have to worship me till the day you die :sneaky:

 

Genital mutilation would make you a Jewish God yeah?

 

NOT THE GENITALS!

 

Had to be done!

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