In response to yet another thread about the pap-bashing video, I have realised that I have an EVEN BETTER and already proven way to avoid those annoying little wasps!

 

 

 

Everyone knows how when the band scurry into the studio, there is not much fuss or pictures happening of them, right?

Now now, do not panic, I am not saying stay in studio and barricade the doors forever!

 

 

 

There are claims and quotes which suggest it is because Chris takes the quiet laneways around London. But that is hard around other places like America where you do not know where you are going!

 

I think, it is actually, because...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THE MYSTERIOUS POWERS OF A BEARD

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Laughing, are you? Huh? WELL! Let's think back to in the studio for Viva! He wasn't taken much notice of then, because as quoted, they had let themselves go a bit! They had not shaven! They had BEARDS and MANLY BEARDS THEY WERE.

 

 

 

 

 

I tried to look for a picture, but I gave up when it showed Robert Pattinson bearded.

 

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT - nouratan (prefers to be called HALEEMA) kindly gave me the shot I wanted. EPIC BEARD PROPS TO HIM

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yes! THE MYSTICAL ELEMENTS OF THE BEARD have proven to improve anonymity, and potentially add a few brownie points to your reppin' rep!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

YOU NEVER HAVE TO SHAVE AGAIN! SAVE TIME AND GROW A BEARD!

 

INSTA-SOLUTION

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Another example! Another celeb I tend to dote on, Mr Keanu Reeves. He's a bit like Chris, in the personal privacy factor. Not wanting to reveal much, tending to stay away from the paparazzo. I noticed a effective tool he uses! Want to know what it is?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You guessed it!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EPIC BEARD OF QUITE LARGE PROPORTIONS

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

this is probably going to be one of those threads i think is hilarious now, i look at in the morning and regret but anyway

yes that is my version of getting drunk and having hangovers, being impossibly insomniac and posting foolish and unfunny shit

i am a geek

 

 

 

 

Go forth and word-procreate upon this ‘forum’ upon which men from the ‘internet’ may ‘talk’ to one another.

^i believe your idea would work would any1 recognize Jonny if he walked past you with this beard

and i think you were talking abt this pic:thinking:

YES. THAT IS IT. ADD TO POST

 

And see! Exacturly my point! Extra sneakkkky.

^:laugh3: btw colbalt my name is haleema

bracket'd

OH

MY

WORD.

It is irrefutable theory.

 

/usingwordssheforgetsthemeaningof(ithinkitmeansabsolutetruth)

i like the plan, dont you Gena?:rolleyes:

I too move for more beards.

 

 

EPIC BEARD OF QUITE LARGE PROPORTIONS

 

wow, his beard is quite... excellent

teeheeheee

i like the plan, dont you Gena?:rolleyes:

 

YES!

 

as long as he has to grow out his hair as well!

with long hair and a beard he will look like a homeless person:confused:

But he will get less media attention:dance:

Homeless Chrissy and Guy?

 

 

...They can stay at my house :sneaky:

GENA PLZ U HAVE TO SHARE THEM BOTH, Chris does make it such a big issue of not being photographed that ppl just like irritating him

A plus thread.

Beards are fucking HOT

I honestly expected more responses :sad:

 

How can I discuss with limited variety of opinions!!

 

I want some hataz in here!!!!!

O

MY

CAKE.

MOAR TALK

 

MOAR OPINUN

I think cheese is good.

u suck

:P

I always misread the title of this thread as "blablabla: a dick shall reveal" :shocked:

^:laugh3:

Clearly it didn't work out that well for Keanu Reeves. :thinking: