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It's sort of amusing :awesome:

 

 

 

Original text:

 

"I am a member of coldplaying"

 

...50 translations later we get:

 

"I am a member of The Cure"

 

 

 

 

Original:

 

What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk

 

...50 translations later we get:

 

"Nothing special"

 

 

 

 

Original text:

 

"coldplay are like so epic and i im like a massive fangirl OMG"

 

...10 translations later we get:

 

"Coldplay, because I like the big epic OMG fangirl"

 

 

 

 

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lol!

 

Coldplay is tha bomb!

 

becomes ...

 

Koldple Pump it!

 

This one is also very nice. Same principle.

"Does my butt look big in this?"

 

>>>

 

"Can you tell me the butt?"

"it was raining, the wind was blowing and an old lady got hit by a bus"

 

...56 translations later we get:

 

"Rain, wind, and women's issues."

MY RESULT IS ALWAYS IN FINNISH WHY

Original: Coldplaying is a site full of awesome spammers

 

56 Translations Later: Koldple better place, full of rubbish

Original text:

 

"OMG Chris Martin is like SO HOT and I am the world's biggest Coldplay fan!!!!"

 

...56 translations later we get:

 

"Now, Takashi solo as much strength God 斯马 koldple Wow!"

Oh I figured it out, it's because my name is Finnish.

 

 

Original text:

 

"I am Crests, and I annoy people by talking about Adam Young all the time. <3"

 

...56 translations later we get:

 

"Historikalli, the Man Sunday Young 3."

 

 

 

...wat, that sucks.

This one wasn't too funny. :P

 

Original text:

 

"The news is talking about the weather, specifically snow and ice."

 

...56 translations later we get:

 

"Once again, snow and ice, especially for the summer months."

I know, hence my "wat, that sucks". :|

Original text:

 

"Coldplaying.com is amazing and nothing you can do or say can change that."

 

...56 translations later we get:

 

"Coldplaiing.com replaced or location, he said."

 

 

 

Wat? This one wasn't much better, either.

Original text:

 

"I am going to kill you slowly, and then rob your bank account."

 

...56 translations later we get:

 

"Finally killed rubbing a bank account."

 

 

This one's a bit better...

"My name is Rudy and I am awesome."

...56 translations later we get:

"Well, my name is Ruby."

 

 

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Original text:

 

"Feel my heart it's turned to grey, I fall apart, inside my heart you slipped away, I feel the same now, feel my heart it slipped away, and now you go away."

 

...56 translations later we get:

 

"I believe in my heart of hearts, but I think the Black Death."

 

 

:|

^HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Original text:

 

"kelsie"

 

...56 translations later we get:

 

"Classical"

 

That's even better than Kyle. :|

^I approve Ruby.

Original text:

 

"kelsie"

 

...56 translations later we get:

 

"Classical"

 

That's even better than Kyle. :|

 

Lol. :|

 

^I approve Ruby.

 

:disappointed:

Original text:

 

"Hello I'm Sara and I really think that the only thing this program is good for is NOTHING"

 

...56 translations later we get:

 

"Hello, I do not think people read this."

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