I wonder if this is the translator Lory uses.

Dunno.^

 

 

 

 

Original text:

 

"Jesus is a fraud. He stole all my money and crashed my car, and left me to pay the bill."

 

...56 translations later we get:

 

"Jesus Assumes the car, explained the situation to me is money."

Original text:

 

"I'd rather waltz than walk through the forest, the trees keep the tempo as they sway in time, a quartet of crickets chime in for the chorus, if I play your heartstrings will you strum on mine?"

 

...40 translations later we get:

 

"I can not solve all the trees in the forest, the quartet did not rob people?"

 

Umm...

^^^I was thinking the same thing.

 

 

 

Original text:

 

"those who are dead are not dead they're just living in my head"

 

...56 translations later we get:

 

"The people in my heart, I want to die."

"I'm going to kill you all in the name of Coldplay"

 

...56 translations later we get:

 

"Koldple death domain"

I wonder if this is the translator Lory uses.

If you translate something she wrote, it does make more sense. EG:

 

me just listen the frengers

me to pay attention, because me always a wolf and more the agency dating is fear for me always, and is so bad sad in this time .

 

becomes:

 

Frengers just reminded me that I have always been a wolf in the history of plastic bags, I felt very tired.

 

:stunned:

"My name is Rudy and I am awesome."

...56 translations later we get:

"Well, my name is Ruby."

 

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

:botoxlips:

 

 

Original text:

 

"I am not an evil cat."

 

...56 translations later we get:

 

"I have a Hangover."

 

:blank:

I wonder if this is the translator Lory uses.

 

:laugh3:

i was thinking the same after reading this thread:lol:

Oh I just realized that the translator translated Rudy in Ruby .... that makes it even more hilarious.

 

Don't eat all grapes at once, because I want some saved.

 

becomes:

 

Do not eat the grapes first, because they want peace

Original text:

 

"hello i hate you so much"

 

...56 translations later we get:

 

"Hate Aura."

If you translate something she wrote, it does make more sense. EG:

 

me just listen the frengers

me to pay attention, because me always a wolf and more the agency dating is fear for me always, and is so bad sad in this time .

 

becomes:

 

Frengers just reminded me that I have always been a wolf in the history of plastic bags, I felt very tired.

 

:stunned:

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

I wonder if this is the translator Lory uses.

omg. :|

This surely is addicted :D

 

Translation: It was fun. I do not know.

 

Is what I get when I translate this:

 

This translation isn't funny at all. It's not like anything I wrote.

If you translate something she wrote, it does make more sense. EG:

 

me just listen the frengers

me to pay attention, because me always a wolf and more the agency dating is fear for me always, and is so bad sad in this time .

 

becomes:

 

Frengers just reminded me that I have always been a wolf in the history of plastic bags, I felt very tired.

 

:stunned:

 

whoa they really translated her post into something... more meaningful. :surprised:

 

 

 

Oh I just realized that the translator translated Rudy in Ruby .... that makes it even more hilarious.

:disappointed:

A bit explicit:

 

 

 

 

"suck my dick you c***"

 

...30 translations later we get:

 

"Chicken Please"

 

:blank:

 

 

 

It's raining men. Hallelujah. It's raining men.

becomes:

Thank God for the storms.

 

How many licks does it take to get to the center of it?

becomes:

Lambda's number?

"since Jesus was crucified not really by the Romans but by Jews themselves (history) perhaps referring to as the curse of God (his son Jesus was not accepted by the Jews) continued curse to Germany. (Hitler had not been accepted by his father)"

...56 translations later we get:

"Cross, the Crucifixion of Jesus protect, Romans, Jews (history), God (Jesus son in Hebrew), the curse of Germany. (Hitler's father.)"

A bit explicit:

 

 

 

 

"suck my dick you c***"

 

...30 translations later we get:

 

"Chicken Please"

 

:blank:

 

 

 

I løled too hard.

Didn't we have a conversation about this in some other thread, ages ago? :thinking:

Original text:

 

"Is Oasis the best band in the world "

 

10 translations later we get:

 

"Oasis is the world's best teams

:laugh3:

 

sure , Liam and Noel , top team ! :heart:

Empily created purlieus

Not indigence to attend. I digs that he did and he is pacify eye development

 

None lived in poverty, he has a supervisor for two years.

 

:surprised:

Original text:

 

"reilly has no penis"

 

...40 translations later we get:

 

"Riley is a cock"

 

 

:laugh3:

"candy coated mean queen fangirl stomping devil" >>> "Karamel high fangirls evil queen, Babi."

Hahaha! But I tried it to see what would happen, look how this develops:

 

AFRIKAANS : Reilly het geen penis

Back to ENGLISH : Reilly has no penis

ALBANIAN : Reilly nuk ka penis

Back to ENGLISH : Reilly has no penis

ARABIC : رايلي لا يوجد لديه القضيب

Back to ENGLISH : Riley has no penis

BELARUSIAN : Райлі не мае пеніс

Back to ENGLISH : Riley has no penis

BULGARIAN : Райли не пениса

Back to ENGLISH : Riley no penis

CATALAN : Riley no penis

Back to ENGLISH : Riley no penis

CHINESE : 莱利没有阴茎

Back to ENGLISH : Riley is not the penis

CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 莱利是不是阴茎

Back to ENGLISH : Riley is not the penis

CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 萊利是不是陰莖

Back to ENGLISH : Riley is not the penis

CROATIAN : Riley nije penis

Back to ENGLISH : Riley is not the penis

CZECH : Riley není penis

Back to ENGLISH : Riley is a penis

DANISH : Riley er en penis

Back to ENGLISH : Riley is a penis

DUTCH : Riley is een penis

Back to ENGLISH : Riley is a penis

ENGLISH : Riley is a penis

Back to ENGLISH : Riley is a penis

ESTONIAN : Riley on peenis

Back to ENGLISH : Riley is a penis

FILIPINO : Riley ay isang titi

Back to ENGLISH : Riley is a cock

FINNISH : Riley on kukko

Back to ENGLISH : Riley is a cock

FRENCH : Riley est un coq

Back to ENGLISH : Riley is a cock

GALICIAN : Riley é un galo

Back to ENGLISH : Riley is a cock

GERMAN : Riley ist ein Hahn

Back to ENGLISH : Riley is a cock

GREEK : Riley είναι ένας κόκορας

Back to ENGLISH : Riley is a cock

HAITIAN_CREOLE : Riley se yon branche

Back to ENGLISH : Riley is a cock

HEBREW : ריילי הוא הזין

Back to ENGLISH : Riley is a cock

HINDI : रिले एक मुर्गा है

Back to ENGLISH : Riley is a cock

HUNGARIAN : Riley egy kakas

Back to ENGLISH : Riley is a cock

ICELANDIC : Riley er hani

Back to ENGLISH : Riley is a cock

INDONESIAN : Riley adalah seekor ayam jantan

Back to ENGLISH : Riley is a cock

IRISH : Is le coileach Riley

Back to ENGLISH : Riley is a cock

ITALIAN : Riley è un gallo

Back to ENGLISH : Riley is a cock

JAPANESE : ライリーはチンポ

Back to ENGLISH : Riley is a cock

KOREAN : 라일 리가 수탉입니다

Back to ENGLISH : Riley is a cock

LATVIAN : Riley ir gailis

Back to ENGLISH : Riley is a cock

LITHUANIAN : Riley yra gaidys

Back to ENGLISH : Riley is a cock

MACEDONIAN : Рајли е еден петел

Back to ENGLISH : Riley is a cock

MALAY : Riley adalah seekor ayam jantan

Back to ENGLISH : Riley is a cock

MALTESE : Riley huwa vit

Back to ENGLISH : Riley is a cock

NORWEGIAN : Riley er en hane

Back to ENGLISH : Riley is a cock

PERSIAN : رایلی خروس است

Back to ENGLISH : Riley is a cock

POLISH : Riley jest kogut

Back to ENGLISH : Riley is a cock

PORTUGUESE : Riley é um galo

Back to ENGLISH : Riley is a cock

PORTUGUESE_PORTUGAL : Riley é um galo

Back to ENGLISH : Riley is a cock

ROMANIAN : Riley este un cocoş

Back to ENGLISH : Riley is a cock

RUSSIAN : Райли петух

Back to ENGLISH : Riley's cock

SERBIAN : Риле'с пенис

Back to ENGLISH : Rile's cock

SLOVAK : Naštvať penis

Back to ENGLISH : Angry penis

SLOVENIAN : Angry penis

Back to ENGLISH : Angry Penis

SPANISH : Enojado pene

Back to ENGLISH : Penis Angry

SWAHILI : Uume Angry

Back to ENGLISH : Angry penis

SWEDISH : Angry penis

Back to ENGLISH : Angry Penis

TAGALOG : Galit na titi

Back to ENGLISH : Angry cock

THAI : ไก่โกรธ

Back to ENGLISH : Angry chicken.

TURKISH : Kızgın tavuk.

Back to ENGLISH : Angry chicken.

UKRAINIAN : Круті курки.

Back to ENGLISH : Cool chicken.

VIETNAMESE : Cool gà.

Back to ENGLISH : Cool chicken.

WELSH : Cool cyw iâr.

Back to ENGLISH : Cool chicken.

YIDDISH : קילן הינדל.

Back to ENGLISH : Cool chicken.

 

Angry penis hahahaha

Didn't we have a conversation about this in some other thread, ages ago? :thinking:

 

In Crests' thread.