wHAT DO? :cry:

Go and jerk off, that'll help with those urges.

Charge it.

Go and jerk off, that'll help with those urges.

 

Yossarian lives in a house (a very big house in the country) with four of the FEMALE, he cannot just masturbate willy nilly as he pleases, he must bide his SEXUAL TIME, run a bubble bath, have a glass of red wine and listen to some of the Sigur Roasts, then just when the mood is justified with right he takes his shaky hand and gives it a bit of a turning until he is all happy as a clam called Larry and makes a funny face and a silly noise, then he has calm and is bubble bath. :cool:

:surprised:

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Yossarian lives in a house (a very big house in the country) with four of the FEMALE, he cannot just masturbate willy nilly as he pleases, he must bide his SEXUAL TIME, run a bubble bath, have a glass of red wine and listen to some of the Sigur Roasts, then just when the mood is justified with right he takes his shaky hand and gives it a bit of a turning until he is all happy as a clam called Larry and makes a funny face and a silly noise, then he has calm and is bubble bath. :cool:

 

Why don't you get one of the four FEMALEs to join you in your SEXUAL TIME?

 

Also +1 for the Blur reference.

why are you always talking like yossarian is someone else?

Who are you asking?

yossarian

or how his name is

No I mean are you accusing me of being Yossarian again?

no I'm not

Then what's your question?

why Yos is always talking about Yos and not about I :blank:

 

 

that's confusing :thinking:

 

 

it's like if I start talking like: Celien is telling Josh something

 

I guess it's still confusing

Ohh well that's just his way of communicating I think. What you mean is that he speaks in the third person.

oh you say it like that in English :surprised:

 

oh thanks :nice:

Josh=Yossi

Yossarian lives in a house (a very big house in the country) with four of the FEMALE, he cannot just masturbate willy nilly as he pleases, he must bide his SEXUAL TIME, run a bubble bath, have a glass of red wine and listen to some of the Sigur Roasts, then just when the mood is justified with right he takes his shaky hand and gives it a bit of a turning until he is all happy as a clam called Larry and makes a funny face and a silly noise, then he has calm and is bubble bath. :cool:

 

:laugh3:

why are you always talking like yossarian is someone else?

 

yes why ?

I think he's using google translate.

I keep saying that but noone listens to me :(

Haha Reilly, you do realize that we found Yossi's facebook the other day, right? Plus it's against the oh so sacred forum rules to have two accounts (I've gotten in trouble for it before).

Shut it Yossi.

:blush:

no his name is Yossarian and my name is Lory

 

and I think nobody really want to know his personality or my personality .

 

 

and would be too stupid to become a Christian Bale without empathy, because of people not know you really .

 

and the celebrities or fans do not respect me more you know well Yossarian .

Why does this Yossarian person have so many threads?

Is it a troll :thinking: