Luka Modric Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 wHAT DO? :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IMightBeWrong Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Go and jerk off, that'll help with those urges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reilly Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Charge it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luka Modric Posted January 20, 2011 Author Share Posted January 20, 2011 Go and jerk off, that'll help with those urges. Yossarian lives in a house (a very big house in the country) with four of the FEMALE, he cannot just masturbate willy nilly as he pleases, he must bide his SEXUAL TIME, run a bubble bath, have a glass of red wine and listen to some of the Sigur Roasts, then just when the mood is justified with right he takes his shaky hand and gives it a bit of a turning until he is all happy as a clam called Larry and makes a funny face and a silly noise, then he has calm and is bubble bath. :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudy_o Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 :surprised: :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh42 Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Yossarian lives in a house (a very big house in the country) with four of the FEMALE, he cannot just masturbate willy nilly as he pleases, he must bide his SEXUAL TIME, run a bubble bath, have a glass of red wine and listen to some of the Sigur Roasts, then just when the mood is justified with right he takes his shaky hand and gives it a bit of a turning until he is all happy as a clam called Larry and makes a funny face and a silly noise, then he has calm and is bubble bath. :cool: Why don't you get one of the four FEMALEs to join you in your SEXUAL TIME? Also +1 for the Blur reference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 why are you always talking like yossarian is someone else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh42 Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Who are you asking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 yossarian or how his name is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh42 Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 No I mean are you accusing me of being Yossarian again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 no I'm not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh42 Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Then what's your question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 why Yos is always talking about Yos and not about I :blank: that's confusing :thinking: it's like if I start talking like: Celien is telling Josh something I guess it's still confusing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh42 Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Ohh well that's just his way of communicating I think. What you mean is that he speaks in the third person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 oh you say it like that in English :surprised: oh thanks :nice: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reilly Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Josh=Yossi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technicolor Sparks Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Yossarian lives in a house (a very big house in the country) with four of the FEMALE, he cannot just masturbate willy nilly as he pleases, he must bide his SEXUAL TIME, run a bubble bath, have a glass of red wine and listen to some of the Sigur Roasts, then just when the mood is justified with right he takes his shaky hand and gives it a bit of a turning until he is all happy as a clam called Larry and makes a funny face and a silly noise, then he has calm and is bubble bath. :cool: :laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoryABjerre Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 why are you always talking like yossarian is someone else? yes why ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reilly Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 I think he's using google translate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indanomati Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 I keep saying that but noone listens to me :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh42 Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Haha Reilly, you do realize that we found Yossi's facebook the other day, right? Plus it's against the oh so sacred forum rules to have two accounts (I've gotten in trouble for it before). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reilly Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Shut it Yossi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh42 Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 :blush: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoryABjerre Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 no his name is Yossarian and my name is Lory and I think nobody really want to know his personality or my personality . and would be too stupid to become a Christian Bale without empathy, because of people not know you really . and the celebrities or fans do not respect me more you know well Yossarian . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arwen Evenstar Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Why does this Yossarian person have so many threads? Is it a troll :thinking: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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