“Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn.”

C.S. Lewis

Buy a donkey instead D:

lol never.

I ran out of ideas. They're cute.

I'll need that money for my backup plan.

Invest it.

Nah, i'll probably need it by then. Meaning by then is when i'll have enough money saved up to actually do it. lol

Instead if riding a motorbike around the country, buy that donkey and RIDE THE DONKEY! Flawless plan!

...there's enough Donkey's running this country already... we don't need any more of them.