OR A HANDSHAKE IN THE DOORWAY.

LIKE HAVING TAPE ON A BOX

OR A HANDSHAKE IN THE DOORWAY.

 

I LOOK AT YOU AND SMILE BECAUSE I'M FINE

I LOOK AT YOU AND SMILE BECAUSE I'M FINE

 

:dazzled:

:wacky:

LIKE HAVING TAPE ON A BOX

 

your mom is hot.

 

she could get some.

 

i have a boner right now.

^^^

.............

I hear she's hot.

I hear she's hot.

 

 

snog or shag?

Shag for sure.

 

I'd take her behind the barn and shag her til the cows come home.

We don't own any cows...hint hint

Shag for sure.

 

I'd take her behind the barn and shag her til the cows come home.

 

I'd only snog her

 

 

...in her pants.

The bloody hell? :facepalm:

May I go first?

May I go first?

 

Tagteam?

Tagteam?

 

Sure! Two heads are better than one.

Sure! Two heads are better than one.

 

I see what you did there. Pretty sure there'll only be one head though.

Definite MILF status though.

She could have a future in the industry, if you know what I mean?

would you put your cigarette in her mouth?

 

or give her a shake in a doorway?

Ohhhh I'd put that cigarette somewhere

light a fire in her pants?

Gotta kill off the lice.

:o

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