"Beloved 17 year-old Tommy Parker was killed yesterday in a horrific incident, whilst taking part in a new craze known as 'Donkey Crunching'. Tommy was a kind, generous and outgoing boy who didn't care for any of the evils in the world and only saw the good in everyone. All of his friends and family are devestated by this loss and none of us want to see the same thing happen to anyone else.

 

'Donkey Crunching' involves the riding of a donkey across a busy road, as fast as possible, in order to avoid being hit by oncoming traffic. Unfortunately this backfired on young Tommy - as he was riding the innocent beast across the road a double decker bus and a Land Rover collided with the pair, killing Tommy and the donkey almost instantly.

 

Tommy's parents declined to comment on the nature of the accident itself, stating only that it was '.... A senseless waste of both human and donkey life.'

 

Please stop this craze from taking hold on our nation's youth. We do not need to lose anymore innocent lives on this stupid, senseless fad. We hope many people join and spread awareness of this cause, before it's far too late."

 

Please show your support by 'Liking' the page on Facebook and spreading awareness on this very serious matter. Hopefully no more people will die because of this stupid act.

 

https://www.facebook.com/StopDonkeyCrunching

What a fucking idiot. What did he expect was going to happen.

 

I don't really have any sympathy for people like that.

This is clearly a joke, right?

 

edit: Just researched some more. Clearly a joke. The only source for this I have found is a stupid facebook link that is filled with nonsense.

 

If this was real, there would be sources from both the police, emergency crews and news websites. There would also be more than thirty likes on facebook. I suggest that TwistedPolitik either is involved in the joke and the creation of the facebook page, or is friends with those who are.

It's real. Trust me.

Hmmm yeah actually I think the media would have picked this up more from an animal rights point of view and displayed "young" Tommy as the evil one or the one who was bullied into it, rather than oooooo poor tommy who could do no wrong who just happened to ride a donkey into a car.

"Regrettable news I'm afraid. The driver of the Land Rover which collided into Tommy has commit suicide, overcome with grief and guilt. Donkey crunching has claimed yet another innocent life. R.I.P."

 

Lol okay yeah, this isn't real.

It's real..

 

It's clearly not.

 

Trust me.

 

No.

 

:smug:

That story is obviously fake but I've already read somewhere about this donkey crunching thing

This is clearly a joke, right?

 

edit: Just researched some more. Clearly a joke. The only source for this I have found is a stupid facebook link that is filled with nonsense.

 

If this was real, there would be sources from both the police, emergency crews and news websites. There would also be more than thirty likes on facebook. I suggest that TwistedPolitik either is involved in the joke and the creation of the facebook page, or is friends with those who are.

 

Well, yeah :| Pretty obviously.

 

A senseless waste of both human and donkey life.'

You're a day late on the tomfoolery.

That story is obviously fake but I've already read somewhere about this donkey crunching thing

 

There you have it people. Told you it was real.

I can't see from any angle how this would be funny as a prank, it's not even tragic enough to be offensive.

Donkeys are ugly.

poor donkey

i'm sorry to say but this sounds like utter madness. i mean it's too crazy to be true. the media would've blasted this crazy act long before it was posted here.

who would be outraged over donkeys?

I can't see from any angle how this would be funny as a prank, it's not even tragic enough to be offensive.

 

That's because it's not a prank. It's a real matter.

I keep reading this thread as "STOP DONKEY PUNCHING" and I'm like well not if she wants it

I'm shocked that you're willing to joke about something as serious as this.

Well I wasn't joking about reading the thread title incorrectly

 

And yes this is clearly an epidemic

Today I crunched a donkey

Today I crunched a donkey

 

Yeah you never know what you'll get in that Taco Bell meat

If Taco Bell is wrong, I don't wanna be right

I'm glad at least someone is willing to be reasonable about this.

The Mad Hatter, I am appalled. Why would you endorse such a tragic act?