...i could eat a jamaican goldfish!

and i so bet I'll regret this tomorrow but its christmas itme!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

hope everyone enjoted it!!!! :cool:

"enjonted" lmao :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

ahhhh u r mrs colpdlaying ......so u have the right !!!!!! :D :P

:sneaky: you know you love my crazy drunk talk :P

 

ah damn you making me type all carefully!!! :angry: :lol:

haha...well u keep havin fun...im off to bedddddddddddddd :D ..gud nite ! :snore:

:embarrased: I'm all alone, theres no1 here besude me

haha gotta love shrek!

where are all the dhrek lovers?!! :cool: :lol:

jamiaca mon

eri eri mon check the cone :P :wink3: :lol: :dozey:

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because I wanna have some fish! :rolleyes: :dozey: :dozey: :sneaky:

mmm.... I want... food.

dude

you know how people like drop presents off at your door and run away during the christmas season?

for example, they drop off goodies and run away so you dont know who it is...

well the other day

someone dropped off 5 muffins and 2 fish in a bowl!

the fish are in my room with the dirty bowl

i feel so sad i dont want them to die :huh:

:lol: :lol:

yes young man well that doesntyt happen here in Ireland because well........basically........ erm............I dunno really :idea2: :/

Clean the bowl... feel them... don't let them die!!!1 NO, that would be bad.

ya burn their scales if you feel them

 

did ya know its illegal yo have sex with a live goldfish in washington???

 

well so I was told :sneaky: :stunned: :idea2:

well thats good because i have sex with a dead goldfish every nite :cool:

aren't they the best!!! esp since you have such big manhood! their gills feel so soft against you skin dont theye????????????????????????????????????????/ :wink3: :P :dozey:

HAHA!

yes you would know i have big manhood :stunned:

i couldnt imagine being a girl

i need some satisfaction every now and again

and most chicks dont do it themselves they have guys to do it for them

:wink3:

well we aint as horny as you guys most of tyhe time! like I mean do yous ever NOT think aboupt it????????? :rolleyes: :lol:

i dont even know

its ridiculous

like if i even see a decent girl i think some bad thoughts

im perverted!

im pissed as well and its geraet

aint it!!!?! I started at about 2 tody :lol: :rolleyes: I'm gonna have some head on me in the morning!!! :dozey:

ive never had beer....

:o well thats prob because the legal age there is unbelievably high :dozey: :dozey: ....I'd die! :rolleyes: :lol: :lol: j/k

ya burn their scales if you feel them

 

 

HAHAHAHA I ment feed... *shame*

fish are pretty...

beer is gooood...drink more.