Coldplay announce new album of Death Metal Classics

 

 

 

In an unexpected move, rock band Coldplay have announced that their next album, due for release in the spring, will consist entirely of death metal covers.

 

 

‘It’s true,’ confirmed Chris Martin in a radio interview yesterday. ‘There’s nothing I like more after a long day of mawkish balladry and pontificating on world hunger than winding down to a bit of hard core thrash. Once the kids are in bed, the wife and I like to curl up on the sofa, crack open a bag of macrobiotic cress and have a couple of games of Boggle while Carcass’s ‘Crepitating Bowel Erosion’ plays in the background.’

 

 

However, while many have praised the band’s bold new direction, some critics remain sceptical, suggesting that it’s no more than a cynical attempt to capitalise on actor John Barrowman’s surprise Christmas 2012 smash ‘Twenty Golden Norwegian Black Metal Hits.’

 

 

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Coldplay announce new album of Death Metal Classics

 

 

 

In an unexpected move, rock band Coldplay have announced that their next album, due for release in the spring, will consist entirely of death metal covers.

 

 

‘It’s true,’ confirmed Chris Martin in a radio interview yesterday. ‘There’s nothing I like more after a long day of mawkish balladry and pontificating on world hunger than winding down to a bit of hard core thrash. Once the kids are in bed, the wife and I like to curl up on the sofa, crack open a bag of macrobiotic cress and have a couple of games of Boggle while Carcass’s ‘Crepitating Bowel Erosion’ plays in the background.’

 

 

However, while many have praised the band’s bold new direction, some critics remain sceptical, suggesting that it’s no more than a cynical attempt to capitalise on actor John Barrowman’s surprise Christmas 2012 smash ‘Twenty Golden Norwegian Black Metal Hits.’

 

 

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Well waddaya think :dozey:

I thought I'd post it anyway since the article mentioned a radio interview. I don't really listen to radio interviews but thought something might come up later :wink:

Not sure how reliable this article is..

 

This might be a clue :lol:

 

 

Btw, this was already posted in the LP6 thread : )

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due for release in the Spring? April 1st!

Coldplay announce new album of Death Metal Classics

 

 

 

In an unexpected move, rock band Coldplay have announced that their next album, due for release in the spring, will consist entirely of death metal covers.

 

 

‘It’s true,’ confirmed Chris Martin in a radio interview yesterday. ‘There’s nothing I like more after a long day of mawkish balladry and pontificating on world hunger than winding down to a bit of hard core thrash. Once the kids are in bed, the wife and I like to curl up on the sofa, crack open a bag of macrobiotic cress and have a couple of games of Boggle while Carcass’s ‘Crepitating Bowel Erosion’ plays in the background.’

 

 

However, while many have praised the band’s bold new direction, some critics remain sceptical, suggesting that it’s no more than a cynical attempt to capitalise on actor John Barrowman’s surprise Christmas 2012 smash ‘Twenty Golden Norwegian Black Metal Hits.’

 

 

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Not sure how reliable this article is.. There's no author but it comes from a news website.

 

Wow! Sounds awesome!! I can't wait! Yet another genre for them to explore. This will be the best album yet, I can feel it.

It's from a satirical news site, it's not true :)

It's from a satirical news site, it's not true :)

 

Ahhh!!! Ok! I did not believe it but thought others might have info.:laugh3:

:lol: oh Chris.....

If they want to do this, they should take the wigs they wore for the Nappies video :nod:

haha! this made me laugh.. thanks. :laugh3:

Wow! Sounds awesome!! I can't wait! Yet another genre for them to explore. This will be the best album yet, I can feel it.

r u serius o___o

 

 

 

 

 

 

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If they want to do this, they should take the wigs they wore for the Nappies video :nod:

 

+topless Chris :charming: :charming:

If this was real, it would sound a lot better than Mylo Xyloto.

What if Coldplay do go death metal on us? xD

 

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