take off your wedding ring.

Take off your shirt.

Wanna wax my chest? I'll flex my pecs for you after.

Pectoralz.

^you know that in 1996 that was the name choose by chris martin for coldplay

Chris Martin wasn't alive in 1996. He wasn't hatched until 1998.

^you know that in 1996 that was the name choose by chris martin for coldplay

 

im really not sure what to make of this post other than it fits with the thread

 

i heard of a nye party tale where one partygoer thought fit to sit on an outdoors tap. ...i would say more but i think you get where thats going

^you know that in 1996 that was the name choose by chris martin for coldplay

 

Yes, it's the worst name for a band of all time. Closely followed by Starfish and Coldplay.

^you know that in 1996 that was the name choose by chris martin for coldplay

 

tell me more coldplay fun facts

^ Another early name they had was Big Fat Noises

(Pectoralz was actually a joke)

it's like fucking catfacts but with coldplay instead