VIVA.42 Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 did you know that sex is the 2nd leading cause of people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dontgo Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 Male liars have big noses and truth tellers are always right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TraceOddity Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 Aliens put drugs in hot dogs to keep us obedient. That's why hot dogs come in packages of 12 but buns come in packages of 8 to keep us buying more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dontgo Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 The drugs in the hotdog and the hotdog itself are the best food on the planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florian Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Biting fire hurts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShawnOne Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Strawberries contain a special drug that makes you feel more relaxed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TraceOddity Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 4 out of 5 doctors are allergic to lab coats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telepian Posted April 9, 2014 Author Share Posted April 9, 2014 Contrary to popular belief, earth is not billions of years old. Earth was created in the year 1645. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TraceOddity Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 The knee-bone's connected to the...leg bone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dontgo Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Stairs are great for your legs, for women their butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TraceOddity Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Climbing stairs with your butt can be hazardous but hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lonely Martian Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Did you know Coldplay's upcoming album Ghost Stories is based on nightmares Chris Martin had after he had a terrifying encounter with a "Gay Ghost"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florian Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Bees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telepian Posted April 9, 2014 Author Share Posted April 9, 2014 Blue is the most common color seen in hallucinations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShawnOne Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Bowties are not cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TraceOddity Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Bowties are not cool. :lol: Lack of eating may result in vomitting antimatter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dontgo Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Lamb braised and blueberry sauce is good for your body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
golfing7861 Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 aliens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dontgo Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Super glue makes great lip gloss for women :laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dontgo Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 Rasberries are sweet and the fruit of love.:dazzled::dazzled::dazzled::dazzled: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 White aliens with blue eyes are very friendly. *waves friendly* no two corn flakes look the same Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telepian Posted April 15, 2014 Author Share Posted April 15, 2014 Coldplay is stupid and doesn't write good music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dontgo Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Mass is overated, I dont go to those they dont follow script. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telepian Posted April 16, 2014 Author Share Posted April 16, 2014 Albert Einstein invented the light bulb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mayrn43 Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 Coldplay is stupid and doesn't write good music. Hahaha:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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