noni Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 THE BENEFITS OF HAVING SEX 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Some scientific proofs prove that when a woman has sex she produces lots of strogen, and it makes the hair softer and brighter 2. Having calm and relaxing sex reduces the posibility of suffering of skin infections, blackheads and acne. The sweat cleans the pores and makes your skin shining. 3. Having sex helps you to burn off the calories of the previous romantic dinner... 4. Sex is one of the safest sports. You work lots of muscles in your body and it's nicer than swimming 10 miles and there's no need of special sport shoes!! 5. Sex is an automatic cure for depression. It liberates endorphines in the blood getting euphoria and, then, a well-being feeling. 6. The more you have sex, the more you'll have chances to have it again. A sexually active body has more pheromones and that subtle aroma excites the opposite sex!! 7. Sex is the safest tranquillizer in the world. It's ten times more effective than Valium. 8. Kissing everyday helps you to not going to the dentist. Kisses helps the saliva to clean teeth and reduces the acid which causes the enamel's weakness 9. Sex relieves headaches. Everytime you have sex it reduces the tension in the brain's veins. 10. Have sex lots of times can clear away when your nose's blocked up. Sex is a natural anti-histaminic. It helps you against asthma and summer allergies... So now, get out of here and meet someone to have sex!! Read him/her these benefits and he/she will be yours!!! *runs to meet someone to read the benefits* :sneaky: :sneaky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noni Posted February 26, 2004 Author Share Posted February 26, 2004 Sorry if the translation is a bit crap... :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hicksy Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 :stunned: :dozey: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimixxx Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 *runs to meet someone to read the benefits* :sneaky: :sneaky: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leaver Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 wat! oh congrats for 9000th posts bébé plus in a sex thread champagne! :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noni Posted February 26, 2004 Author Share Posted February 26, 2004 Where's better than a sex thread? :wink3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah here Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 I hope not to see any methods for wanking in this sex thread. The last sex thread was full of ways for wanking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musiclover Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 any benefits of masterbating? :huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el_scorcho Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 I watched a show on tv last weekend about the benefits of masturbating. :P It was pretty interesting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noni Posted February 26, 2004 Author Share Posted February 26, 2004 I'm waiting to read these benefits... :sneaky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el_scorcho Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 I won't share them...this is a Coldplay board after all. :sneaky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacob Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 ...well, all that stuff is true I must say! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musiclover Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 i dunno...i haven't yet actually read noni's original post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noni Posted February 26, 2004 Author Share Posted February 26, 2004 I won't share them...this is a Coldplay board after all. :sneaky: C'mooooon, Jess... It's general culture!!! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el_scorcho Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 Sex reduces summer allergies eh...man I need some of that. I get awful hay fever in the summer. :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leaver Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 any benefits of masterbating? i've read it's good against too early ejaculation for guys :sneaky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noni Posted February 26, 2004 Author Share Posted February 26, 2004 i dunno...i haven't yet actually read noni's original post! :angry: :angry: :angry: :( :( :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el_scorcho Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 I won't share them...this is a Coldplay board after all. :sneaky: C'mooooon, Jess... It's general culture!!! :P :lol: Alright, alright Well they basically said that people who masturbate on a regular basis are more alert and are able to think more clearly than people who don't. And they're proven to be in a lighter mood most of the time :) And...teenage boys who masturbate rarely get wet dreams And it helps you discover exactly what sexual things feel good to you. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evori Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 hahahaha this thread only can be made by noni.... :sneaky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noni Posted February 26, 2004 Author Share Posted February 26, 2004 hahahaha this thread only can be made by noni.... :sneaky: I just did for you, guys, to increase your knowledge... :P :P :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el_scorcho Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 It's working, I can feel my brain expanding :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evori Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 hahahahahaha it's good to know that sex is a natural anti-histaminic. It helps you against asthma and summer allergies... :stunned: mmmmmm good for me!! :P :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noni Posted February 26, 2004 Author Share Posted February 26, 2004 Gooooood, sooooo good... I feel like a better person now :smug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musiclover Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 awwww noni! well, i didn't read right away, 'cuz i was more interested in something i can do right now, instead of something i've to wait for until much later! :D *hugs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noni Posted February 26, 2004 Author Share Posted February 26, 2004 awwww noni! well, i didn't read right away, 'cuz i was more interested in something i can do right now, instead of something i've to wait for until much later! :D *hugs* But if you read it to someone now you won't have to wait a minute... :sneaky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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