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I have a pet squirrel

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how about a nice twelve bore shotgun that would do the trick !

 

no but seriously , try sprinkling Pepper on your window ledge that should keep the pesky little rodent away

good luck laura

 

 

HTTT

 

Pepper on the window ledge..i'll try that! thanks!

 

Hold a quadruple barrel shotgun against the shadow of the window, and screw that mummy's boy up beyond recognition.

 

Oh wait, its an actual squirrel. Give him peanuts and call him Pete.

 

Awww

 

OMG! Hey Reilly!! Thanks for the input my friend!! Where have you been?? :kiss: :kiss:

Hey hey, how you been keepin dawg? Keepin tight? aigh?

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I've been keepin it real bananaman. Do you plan on gracing us with your presence more often?

 

psst..say yes, if you know what's good for you. :cool: :kiss:

Yeah Im real afraid of the girl whos dilemma is the dredded SQUIRRELS OF THE NIGHT

 

*Scrraaatch......*

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Oh you should be.............squirrels may scare me...but i cause havoc to the human kind good sir.

Yipe!

 

I better dig up my old squirrel costume, and this time NOT use it for sexy roleplaying.

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Yipe!

 

I better dig up my old squirrel costume, and this time NOT use it for sexy roleplaying.

 

hahahahahahaha!! Kinky... :wink3:

Haha yes, and when I said I wouldnt use it for sexy roleplaying, I was obviously joking, of course, obviously.

 

Funny story about the squirrel annoying you thing, y'see, I do the same thing outside this girls window and shes all like "AHH GET AWAY YOU FREAK" haha thats the thing she calls me, its like an inside joke, just a little something we share.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Man, i miss your humour Reilly! LOL!!

 

Get away you freak! LOL!! GOLD!!

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The squirrel is back. And i think it brought a friend. :rolleyes:

Maybe he figured that his one squirrel butt wasnt enough to please you so he brought a friend.

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Well, the squirrel should know i'm not that kind of girl. One squirrel butt will suit me just fine...............heeheeehe...... :sneaky: :sneaky:

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