Sweet One Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 It's true. He lives right by my window and stares into my room sometimes. It's a pervert squirrel. *shouts at window* PERV!!! It's really annoying. It sometimes scratches on the glass at night and it's mucho annoying. Does anybody have any suggestions on how to get rid of this pervert sitting by my window? Thanks. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busybeeburns Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 close your curtains! how about egg sandwiches :stunned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifi Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 :lol: :lol: :lol: Open your window and knock it off the ledge :stunned: :idea2: ....j/k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted March 19, 2004 Author Share Posted March 19, 2004 close your curtains! I do! But they're kinda sheer-ish and i can see his shadow!! how about egg sandwiches egg sandwiches? what will that do? Open your window and knock it off the ledge ....j/k I'm trying to avoid causing any physical harm b/c the rest of his perverted family might come and get me. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifi Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 :idea2: yeah good thinking! :stunned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sternly Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 FEED HIM! SQUIRRELS ARE ADORABLE!! :nice: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted March 19, 2004 Author Share Posted March 19, 2004 But if i feed him....he'll stay!! And i want him to leave. Come to think of it..yesterday evening when it was looking through the window..it was scary as hell! LOL! it's like i have a little stalker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sternly Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 AHHHH POISON HIM!!! I ASURE YOU HE WON'T WANT TO STAY!!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mycdplayerisbroke Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 It's true. He lives right by my window and stares into my room sometimes. no thats me! :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted March 19, 2004 Author Share Posted March 19, 2004 no thats me! hahahaha...it was??? Wow! I have terrible eyes than! You looked strangely like a squirrel! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hicksy Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 :lol: he's after your nuts :stunned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted March 19, 2004 Author Share Posted March 19, 2004 :lol: :lol: :lol: hahahaha.....good one simon! LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musiclover Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 It's true. He lives right by my window and stares into my room sometimes. It's a pervert squirrel. *shouts at window* PERV!!! It's really annoying. It sometimes scratches on the glass at night and it's mucho annoying. Does anybody have any suggestions on how to get rid of this pervert sitting by my window? Thanks. :) may be it's your lover from some past incarnation! :stunned: :lol: :lol: :lol: u should feed it some nuts and etc.! :D :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted March 19, 2004 Author Share Posted March 19, 2004 may be it's your lover from some past incarnation! that would be freaky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musiclover Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 :wink3: :sneaky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hicksy Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 hide the nuts :stunned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted March 19, 2004 Author Share Posted March 19, 2004 hahahah..ok..i will do that... :lol: :lol: :lol: :sneaky: :sneaky: :sneaky: :sneaky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musiclover Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 the passion....the love....the romance....it doesn't die in one life...it goes on...and on...it's love on Eveready Batteries! :stunned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted March 19, 2004 Author Share Posted March 19, 2004 :o *backs away slowly* :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busybeeburns Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 egg sarnies are a squirrel beater, honest :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted March 19, 2004 Author Share Posted March 19, 2004 are they?? hahaha..you better not be lying Ian or i'll get my cane and give you a nice whack. :angry: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musiclover Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 :rolleyes: :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted March 19, 2004 Author Share Posted March 19, 2004 :lol: :sneaky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reilly Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 Hold a quadruple barrel shotgun against the shadow of the window, and screw that motherfucker up beyond recognition. :stunned: Oh wait, its an actual squirrel. Give him peanuts and call him Pete. Awww :kiss: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radi0ed Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 how about a nice twelve bore shotgun that would do the trick ! no but seriously , try sprinkling Pepper on your window ledge that should keep the pesky little rodent away :lol: good luck laura HTTT :sneaky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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