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Post pictures of the gorgeous Chris

This is part 1 of the Post pictures of the gorgeous Chris discussion.

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I WILL get on stage at some point and I WILL tackle him. :sneaky:

 

That's the spirit! :D:D:D:D

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hahaha i dont think i would even be able to tackle him. i'd be wayyy to busy having a panic attack. :P

my description of what will happen if/when i meet Chris Martin:

"Hi I'm Chris!"

:o *passes out*

*Chrissy catches me :D*

*i finally come to*

"What happened?"

*looks up at Chris who is still holding me*

:o:wacky:

*passes out again.*

:P ahhh i got butterflies when i typed "*looks up at Chris who is still holding me*" :D EEEE!

you know, at one point i believed that if i met them, i'd be one of those people who starts crying and sobbing uncontrollably. but now i've realised that i'm probably gonna start laughing and never stop...

 

"Hi I'm Chris!"

":lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:"

"Uh... OK. See you later, then. :escaping:"

":cry:"

you know, at one point i believed that if i met them, i'd be one of those people who starts crying and sobbing uncontrollably. but now i've realised that i'm probably gonna start laughing and never stop...

 

"Hi I'm Chris!"

":lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:"

"Uh... OK. See you later, then. :escaping:"

":cry:"

hahahaha i'd probably just stare at him with the dumbest smile or accidently scream in his face... :uhoh:

hahaha i dont think i would even be able to tackle him. i'd be wayyy to busy having a panic attack. :P

my description of what will happen if/when i meet Chris Martin:

"Hi I'm Chris!"

:o *passes out*

*Chrissy catches me :D*

*i finally come to*

"What happened?"

*looks up at Chris who is still holding me*

:o:wacky:

*passes out again.*

:P ahhh i got butterflies when i typed "*looks up at Chris who is still holding me*" :D EEEE!

 

yea that would be me too. but a little different:

 

*me and chris are eating at the same resturaunt*

*i see chris* :shocked2: *passes out*

*feels someone touching me*

"huh? who's there?"

*its chris who woke me up and im on the ground and he's in a chair*

"LIKE OMG." *stands up, and stares at chris for like 10 minutes, drooling*

Chris (Finally): "yes???"

"uh... ummm..... uhhh... errr.... ehhh..... uh... um... i was using your uh.... um.... chair. yeah. your chair."

Chris: "no you weren't."

"*sqeaks* uh ok.so.i.am.like.totally.obsessed.with.you.and.your.band.and.you.are.so.totally.cool.and.talented.and.hot.and.i.love.you.so.much.and.i.am.so.embarassed.right.now.you.are.just.the.best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gives him a hug and runs away extremely fast, leaving him shocked* :D

hahahaha i'd probably just stare at him with the dumbest smile or accidently scream in his face... :uhoh:

yeah. ya know, i don't think i wanna talk about how i'd act anymore, it would be bad.

:toilet:

^me hiding

hahahaha i'd probably just stare at him with the dumbest smile or accidently scream in his face... :uhoh:

 

thats exactly what i'd do. oh and i'd laugh,yes, i'd laugh and stare at him like, u are making me laugh.

*starts laughing uncontrollably for no reanson* BLEHHEHHEHEhehehehe.... AHAHAHAHA!!!

I'd probably stare at him like he's prey and laugh at everything he says even though its not funny..

 

Chris: Hello

Me: *staring*

Chris: That was a long concert

Me: LMAO:laugh3::laugh3:

@ Coldplay is awesome- thanks for posting that GOW video... how is it possible that I hadn't seen that before?? :) Oh, and I know this thread is devoted to the gorgeous Chris, but, wow, Guy looks incredible in that video!

 

@ everyone else- Hi! I stopped in earlier and came back to that wonderful picspam... I'm Jen, btw. :)

toothbrushing.jpg

to be that toothbrush :bomb::bomb::bomb:

 

aww that is so cute :D:D:D

Oh something relevant to this picture, my sister told me the other day "How can you think C.M is hot, he has UGLY teeth, and that magnifying glass he uses in "violet hill" isnt helping his case"...what a biotch! :laugh3::laugh3:

@ Coldplay is awesome- thanks for posting that GOW video... how is it possible that I hadn't seen that before?? :) Oh, and I know this thread is devoted to the gorgeous Chris, but, wow, Guy looks incredible in that video!

 

@ everyone else- Hi! I stopped in earlier and came back to that wonderful picspam... I'm Jen, btw. :)

 

Hey Jen;) Im Brenda, nice to meet you. It looks like we are both Texas girls:D:D:D

@ Coldplay is awesome- thanks for posting that GOW video... how is it possible that I hadn't seen that before?? :) Oh, and I know this thread is devoted to the gorgeous Chris, but, wow, Guy looks incredible in that video!

 

@ everyone else- Hi! I stopped in earlier and came back to that wonderful picspam... I'm Jen, btw. :)

hey jen! i'm marisa :)

 

@Brenda, i would have tackled her until she admitted he was hot!:smug::P

 

a couple weeks ago my friend and i kept talking about how beautiful chris is. and this guy who sits in front of us was like "how can a guy be beautiful and pretty?" :dozey:

so we spent the next 15 minutes explaining how a guy can be beautiful, mostly chris :wacky:

 

he still didn't get it :dozey:

hey jen! i'm marisa :)

 

@Brenda, i would have tackled her until she admitted he was hot!:smug::P

 

 

this girl was like, "Chris Martin is so ugly!!!" and so i punched her on the arm and said, "well, screw you, then." :rolleyes:

@Marisa: Gosh what an idiot! lol... If you only knew how much I try to get my sister to understand Chris is HOT... she says "Eww, his skin is too pasty white and he has ugly/yellow teeth". But she thinks Guy is hot though. I think I'll show her a pic where his blue eyes do the magic. that should do ;)

Hi Marisa! Yes, Chris is the perfect example of a "beautiful" man. :)

this girl was like, "Chris Martin is so ugly!!!" and so i punched her on the arm and said, "well, screw you, then." :rolleyes:

 

Hehehe! I recall doing something like that :sneaky::sneaky::sneaky::sneaky:

this girl was like, "Chris Martin is so ugly!!!" and so i punched her on the arm and said, "well, screw you, then." :rolleyes:

someone once told me that chris didn't "do it for her"

i flipped out at her!!:smug:

how dare she say that about my baby!:heart:

@Marisa: Gosh what an idiot! lol... If you only knew how much I try to get my sister to understand Chris is HOT... she says "Eww, his skin is too pasty white and he has ugly/yellow teeth". But she thinks Guy is hot though. I think I'll show her a pic where his blue eyes do the magic. that should do ;)

:veryangry2::veryangry2::veryangry2:!!!!!

yes, that should work!!:heart:

does she like long or short hair better?

Hi Marisa! Yes, Chris is the perfect example of a "beautiful" man. :)

:heart::wacky::heart::heart:!!!!

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