:lol: :lol: could I buy him? man I start saving right now!

Good luck with that! :lol:

*tries to imagine a human as a bass*

 

One smiley: :stunned:

^one smilye, if Guy plays: :wink3:

"Hi, I'm Guy from the band Coldplay."

"What do you play?"

"Errmmmm..."

"You play me, dahling, and only me."

*runs*

 

*smashes into wall*

 

*shuddeR*

Mmmmmm.

Okay, now that's just funny because now I'm picturing Guy humping you.

 

....and now that's disturbing. :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: DIRRTY!

IT'S KARA! SHE MADE ME DIRTY! *points*

Must... hold... back... laughter...

But somehow what I'm picturing is... Guy laughing and you screaming. And for some reason, you're a whore wearing fishnet stockings. I highly doubt that's what you like... but... it's fun to picture you like that. :lol:

:lol: :lol:

Kara the Whore. HEEHEEHEEHEEE.

I am SO confused right now

like, seriously. you all need serious help.....

 

*starts reading transformation books...*

I aspire to be in the Pussycat Dolls. It's my dream.

 

*spank*

OMG fishnet stockings hahaha total whore

holy..................jeez.

Y'all don't even know what I look like. :lol: :lol:

You have a pink mullet and... and... uhh... okay I don't have a good imagination.

:lol: :lol: :lol: i'm just imagining a really old person in fishnet stockings :lol: :lol:

Ew.

 

I mean how'd you know?!

lips injected with cologen..

Ahh, yes, a 99-year-old. Someone's gonna turn the triple digit on Feb. 22! *nudge nudge*