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Father Ted

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This has to be the funniest brit comediy I have ever seen....I mean you have the regular priest, the cursing and almost always drunk priest, and then you have the completely stupid priest...how much better can it get??

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I've only got into Father Ted properly in the last few months, and it's now slowly becoming one of my favourite TV programs. Every episode has me in stitches.

 

MRS. DOYLE: Would you like some cake, Father?

TED: No thank you, Mrs. Doyle.

MRS. DOYLE: Aah, go on Father. It's got cocaine in it!

TED: *gasps* What?!?!

MRS. DOYLE: Aah, not cocaine, now what was it? Aah yes... raisins!

^ hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah classic :smug:

Ahhh Father Ted....yes it is funny. Too bad they don't air it on bbcamerica anymore. bastards. Isn't this sitcom an irish sitcom? since it is set in ireland...hmm but it's a bbc production. :huh:

 

~Virginia~

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awwww wee Dougal :D

he always looks so confused!

cheers for Dougal. :wink3:

 

 

~Virginia~

Ahhh Father Ted....yes it is funny. Too bad they don't air it on bbcamerica anymore. bastards. Isn't this sitcom an irish sitcom? since it is set in ireland...hmm but it's a bbc production. :huh:

 

~Virginia~

 

just to clear something up

 

in the UK, it was shown on Channel 4, and was made by a company called Hat Trick. the show has nothing to do with the BBC.

 

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^ I was just gonna say that

:)

 

"My Lovely Horse

Running through the.. field

Where are you going

With your fetlocks blowing

In the... wind

 

I want to shower you with sugar lumps

And ride you over...fences

I want to polish your hooves every single day

And bring you to the horse... dentist

 

My lovely horse

You're a pony no... more

Running around

With a man on your back

Like a train in the night

Like a train in the... (hang on I can get this)... night!"

 

feckin' great :cool:

:lol: :lol: yayyyyyy ted! weeeeeee I had to learn that^ song in Irish for this crappy project thingy ah memories :idea2: :stunned:

hahahahahahahahaaaahaha what an education system :lol:

I know ah well it worked that's about the only proper bo Irish I know :idea2: :dozey:

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my lovely horse!!!

 

i love it when Dougal is proposing ideas for what the next line would be...i want to hold you all night lol!

I love the harmonies...

 

Definitely one of the best episodes :D

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that was great!!!!

and then when they went to the next competition they got straight zeros! lol

".....take this lump of sugar baby I know you want it!" :lol: :lol: :cool: classic!

i like the one when that bloke off 'one foot in the grave' was in it, and ted thought it would be oh so funny if he went up to him and said 'I DON'T BELIEVE IT!' in his loudest voice

ahahahhah yeah and then richard wilson started hitting ted while dougal kept taking photos :lol:

:lol: :lol: what was funny was that Ted took Dougal's 'advice' when he said it'd be a GREAT idea to go up to him and say it! Graham Norton was in that episode as well :cool:

Oh YEAH!! :lol:

 

Graham Norton is hilarious in that episode :D

 

"Tony, I'm putting you on my list of enemies :stunned: "

I saw the one when they were all on a plane and Dougal went and pressed the wrong button and emptied the fuel from one of the tanks, and there were only 2 parachutes left so they decided to have like a little competition to decide who should get one. But Jack stole them both-one for himself, and one for the drinks cart :lol: :lol: :lol:

hahaha that one is grreaaaaaaaaaaat! :smug:

 

The big button which says DO NOT PRESS and Dougal just couldn't resist the temptation!

 

here is a hilarious clip from the Euro Song/Lovely Horse episode...

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I saw the one when they were all on a plane and Dougal went and pressed the wrong button and emptied the fuel from one of the tanks' date=' and there were only 2 parachutes left so they decided to have like a little competition to decide who should get one. But Jack stole them both-one for himself, and one for the drinks cart :lol: :lol: :lol:[/quote']

 

DOUGAL: Look what I bought. (hands Ted a squeezy yellow phone)

TED: What's this?

DOUGAL: Squeeze it, there. (it squeaks, Dougal laughs hysterically)

TED: Dougal, this is a dog's toy.

DOUGAL: No Ted, it's a joke telephone.

TED: Dougal, this is a dog's toy. This is something that people give to dog's on their birthdays.

DOUGAL: No! It's a joke telephone!

TED: Dougal, even a dog knows this isn't a phone. This is a dog's toy! Look here, did the picture of the dog on the packaging not give you a clue? Why do you think he looks so happy? He's happy because somebody has given him a toy phone for his birthday!

DOUGAL: No! No, he's laughing because somebody tried to make a phone call on the joke telephone!

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

^ hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

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