Thank you for the welcome. :D

 

About the Penguin, I don't really know what it means. It's just something that popped into my head one day and I thought it was funny... Basically sums up my humour..

Could we please stop talking about penguins :sick:

 

Its a very sad case and I JUST FEEL I CANT DO ANYTHING MORE FOR THEM :disappointed:

Why is it upsetting? Penguins aren't endangered or anything...

It's a very sensitive topic with reilly minogue....see the guy in his avatar?

Well he was eaten by the wild penguin we all call poppy :( It was a very sad minute and a half :cry:

POPPY DIDNT KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING

 

Always portrayed by the media as a man eater :sick:

Sounds like a tragedy.... But may I ask how a Penguin ate a man in the first place???

The man was stupid enough to wear his fast food burger costume on holiday in Antartica, if you were a penguin, what would you do?!

 

Damn shame, poppy. Damn shame.

He went on holiday to Antarctica?? :stunned:

And now he's been rejected from the school of artistic penguins and can't enter the draw to win a trip to bulgaria :/

He really regrets eating that guy now, plus it took it's toll on his digestive system :stunned: :/

I wish they'd give penguins a toilet cubicle or something :sick:

:lol: :lol: LMAO!!!!

Oh I'm soooo behind the times of toilet penguins! I was planning on making my millions by inventing penguin toilets :cry:

 

Oh well, I guess it's back to collecting aluminium cans for me :rolleyes:

The Penguins are slowly creating thier own civilisation that will soon grow to take over the world..

 

We must all give in to their powers now or prepare for life as slaves to the Penguin society...

:stunned: :freak: Not the penguin society!?

 

Ok we'll need to stock up on shrimps and fishies :stunned: Then we'll lure them over to a melting iceberg and we'll sail away on the big yellow ventilation boat :idea2:

We will SUrvIVE

Sounds like a plan..

 

We must also find and kidnap this specimen and hold him for ransom.

 

 

 

For he is their leader and the mastermind of the Penguin revolution.

PINGU!!! :stunned: :stunned: :stunned:

 

Agggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :stunned:

PINGUUUU :heart:

I knew you'd fall in love with the evil penguin, but watch you're fajitas because you could be his next victim :shame:

Will they ever learn that we are not FISHIES! :( :rolleyes:

 

Maybe a tiny salmon, but not FISHIES! :sweatdrop:

Pingu must not be trusted...

 

wtf?! :stunned:

 

 

lmao! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

And I'm supposed to be scared of them? :lol:

 

 

 

 

hmmmmmmmmmmmm :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned:

Ho ho ho.

 

You wait ages for a ho and three come along at once. Pffft :rolleyes:

Have you ever won anything?

 

....(apart from the Coldplaying lottery :P) and if so what was it and what did you do to win it?

....(apart from the Coldplaying lottery)

 

Well what else is there?! :wreck:

....(apart from the Coldplaying lottery)

 

Well what else is there?! :wreck:

 

Shut it! :evil:

....(apart from the Coldplaying lottery)

 

Well what else is there?! :wreck:

 

Bwahah.

 

 

I don't think I have :( I can't remember anything particularly big anyway and I'm sure I would if it had happened.

Let's just pretend I did to make me feel good. What could I have won?

I won a huge wooden chessboard. I got the third place in a tournament at my University :smug: