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JoMiFiKiRenAli!>>>>

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I'm avoiding work although i should be doing it....

 

however, you being here makes it hard for me to leave :P

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:blush: :sneaky: :P

 

It's Friday....you don't need to work on a Friday :idea2:

:lol: you'd think...but I do...need some company too...cos im alllll alone :cry: :)

Awwwww.

 

Go outsde and kidnap a random stranger and force them to be your friend...always works for me :idea2:

Awwwww.

 

Go outsde and kidnap a random stranger and force them to be your friend...always works for me :idea2:

 

:lol: i would but id have to go through the concourse and i'd be almost certain to be captures by the freakazoids!

 

they totally reak of sucktitude you know :lol:

 

unlike some people we know :wink3:

The freakazoids? :stunned:

 

yes, they foam from the mouth and won't let you go until you've played 500,000,000x10 EXP 10 games of table football :confused:

OMG! :stunned:

 

Perhaps you should steal the table football :sneaky:

I wish I could but it's protected, plus, they'd follow me, like the zombies from dawn of the dead :stunned:

Or Shaun of the Dead.

 

Better and funnier :cool: :P

yeah, but i dont know any decent pubs round here and I dont have any blonde girlfriend either :P :lol:.....strike that..no girlfriend :lol:

Ooooh I have a Winchester (it's not actually called the Winchester, but we call it that cos we go quite often) and I'm done :dozey:

I have a hole...wait thats my student house....

 

eeew that place is so horrible...one of my housemates is like the trash can man, he is so unhygenic its unbelievable....

 

so last night, I cleaned the house from top to bottom...

 

damn i'd make a good housewife :lol:

Awwww sweet...did you wear an apron and sing into your brush? :idea2:

of course...

 

I sung, "I want to breaaaaaaaaaak free" :lol:

I know what you're thinking....

 

sexy thighs right? :wink3: :P :lol:

 

hey hun listen, im gonna have to go...need some lunch before i have another lecture...speak to you tonight I hope :)

Hello Mimi !! :D

I am OK cant wait home time how is u ?? :D

I'm good thanks, bored but good :D

 

Any plans for tonight? :idea2:

I dont think so just have a quite drink in at home, no I am going to escape to mates house later to avoid children in need.

Mimi, where are you? :cry:

have u noticed we are the only survivors of the jomifikiren thread? :(

I miss jofiki :bigcry:

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