>>WELCOME!<<

 

Come one, come all to the brand spanking new Coldplay Café/Bar!

 

Current staff:

 

JaK - Manager and such of the bar

Mrs Berry - Super barmaid

Theresa - New barmaid

Sternly - Singer

Noni - Dancer

Jewel - Jukebox repair lady

Jeff Gordan - Bouncer

And of course our resident drunk.... Busybeeburns

(last updated 28/6)

 

If you are intrested in a job PM me

 

FOR THE UNINITIATED: The Coldplay Cafe/Bar is an institution within the forum, a place where forumites can kick back, relax, order drinks and chat.

 

 

 

>>FEATURES<<

 

Jukebox containing every song ever. Feel free to use it!

Pool Table

Lots of friendly regulars

Dance floor

Pictures and real - life statues of Coldplay

The Magic Roundabout

Numerous Angst Corners

 

Feel free to make any suggestions as to what we could have in the bar.

 

>>RULES & INFO<<

 

Dress code: Feel free to waltz in naked, donning a codpiece is preferred though.

 

Behavior: We have a relatively easy-going behavior policy, in fact behaving well will be considered a sign of weakness and we have a strict trample the weak policy. Basically just don't spam/troll the thread.

 

Cheers!

 

 

Information and advice:

- On all types of drugs (caffeine to crack and all pints in between) >>>Drugscope<<<

- Depression advice and chat >>>Samaritans<<<

 

Open 24 hours a day!

 

Fighting- Fighting is strictly prohibited, sort of...

 

Stealing- is strictly prohibited unless it is at the behest of the insurance cheating manager.

 

>>FOOD AND DRINK<<

 

Spirits:

 

Whiskey: Glenmorangie (single malt) Jim Beam (blend) Famous Grouse (blend), Jack Daniels, Ballantine’s, Glavar

 

Gin: Gordon’s, Bombay Sapphire

 

Rum: Captain Morgan's (dark), Mount Gay (dark), Pusser's (dark), Overproof (white)

 

Vodka: Absolut , Stolichnaya, Smirnoff

 

Sweet Liqueurs: Bailey's, Grand Marnier, Kahlua, Peach Schnapps, Tia Maria, Chartreuse

 

Martinis: Bianco, Rosso, Extra Dry, or Rosé vermouth. Italian (sweet) vermouth [bitter, spicy, and caramel tastes] Muscat (wine) fortified to 16% alcohol

>French (dry) vermouth [dry white wine with more subtle additions] a light dry wine fortified to 18% alcohol

 

NEW: Stroh! A barely legal booze packing one hell of a punch!

 

Beers/Lagers:

 

Newcastle Brown Ale

Stella Artois

Grolsch

Duvel

Budvar

Guiness

Warsteiner

Budweiser

Heineken

Kronenbourg

 

Others:

 

Coffee

Milk

Water

Juices

Milk-shakes

Hot chocolate

Tea

 

Bar Specials:

 

Blood Coke

QVR (Quadruple Vodka Red Bull)

QAR (Quadruple Absynthe Red Bull)

 

FOOD:

 

i) Tuna sandwiches

ii) Ham & Cheese sandwIches

iii) Custom made sandwiches

iv) Snacks

v) Steaks

vi) Sushi

vii) Noodles (in various flavours)

 

So sit back and relax in the all new Coldplay INN

 

Almost forgot. I relise there is a lot of peopler under 18 in this forum. But I AM ABOVE THE LAW!! So anyone can come in and get pissed

 

 

 

(Jak cannot be held responsible if you get pissed in real life cause of me)[glow=red:02848c8c92][/glow:02848c8c92]

Can I be the alchy at the end of the bar

 

pint please :wink3:

hehe nice idea

 

Could I have a KiBa?

 

*uses jukebox* hmmmmm

 

Norah Jones - Sunrise :nice:

Be wot you want

 

Wanna a job by any chance, need someone to watch the dog on the magic roundabout.

 

Keeps humping my leg

I can be the jukebox repair person. :wink3:

Can I be the bartender ?

Erm, im underage can i still mingle? :baby:

*pulls up a chair*

 

pint of grolch please :D

there you go mister

why thank you miss :kiss: :wink3:

 

can i buy you a drink? :wink3:

Sorry mister, but I´m on duty now.. Why don´t you come back after 6 ? that´s when my shift ends... :wink3:

okies :D

 

you look mighty fine in that outfit :wink3:

:stunned:

Yep, i think i should leave now.

That´s cause you didn´t see the clothes I´ll be wearing when I leave :stunned:

:lol:

 

sorry :( :confused: :stunned:

:stunned:

Yep, i think i should leave now.

 

Miss, can I get you anything ?

Okay, im back can i have a Heiniken please? :D

*buys Guy's Gyal a smirnoff ice* :D

*buys Guy's Gyal a smirnoff ice* :D

 

Woooooooooooot! Fanx Mr. S :D

Yes my first smirnoff ice!...oops did i say that out loud? :stunned:

:lol: :D

 

very edible :D

What, the bottle?

*buys Guy's Gyal a smirnoff ice* :D

 

Woooooooooooot! Fanx Mr. S :D

Yes my first smirnoff ice!...oops did i say that out loud? :stunned:

 

Here´s your smirnoff ice !

 

Can I get you another pint, mister ?

i'll have a black ice please :D

Here you go lady :) Anything else ?

no thats all thanks:)