-JaK- Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 >>WELCOME!<< Come one, come all to the brand spanking new Coldplay Café/Bar! Current staff: JaK - Manager and such of the bar Mrs Berry - Super barmaid Theresa - New barmaid Sternly - Singer Noni - Dancer Jewel - Jukebox repair lady Jeff Gordan - Bouncer And of course our resident drunk.... Busybeeburns (last updated 28/6) If you are intrested in a job PM me FOR THE UNINITIATED: The Coldplay Cafe/Bar is an institution within the forum, a place where forumites can kick back, relax, order drinks and chat. >>FEATURES<< Jukebox containing every song ever. Feel free to use it! Pool Table Lots of friendly regulars Dance floor Pictures and real - life statues of Coldplay The Magic Roundabout Numerous Angst Corners Feel free to make any suggestions as to what we could have in the bar. >>RULES & INFO<< Dress code: Feel free to waltz in naked, donning a codpiece is preferred though. Behavior: We have a relatively easy-going behavior policy, in fact behaving well will be considered a sign of weakness and we have a strict trample the weak policy. Basically just don't spam/troll the thread. Cheers! Information and advice: - On all types of drugs (caffeine to crack and all pints in between) >>>Drugscope<<< - Depression advice and chat >>>Samaritans<<< Open 24 hours a day! Fighting- Fighting is strictly prohibited, sort of... Stealing- is strictly prohibited unless it is at the behest of the insurance cheating manager. >>FOOD AND DRINK<< Spirits: Whiskey: Glenmorangie (single malt) Jim Beam (blend) Famous Grouse (blend), Jack Daniels, Ballantine’s, Glavar Gin: Gordon’s, Bombay Sapphire Rum: Captain Morgan's (dark), Mount Gay (dark), Pusser's (dark), Overproof (white) Vodka: Absolut , Stolichnaya, Smirnoff Sweet Liqueurs: Bailey's, Grand Marnier, Kahlua, Peach Schnapps, Tia Maria, Chartreuse Martinis: Bianco, Rosso, Extra Dry, or Rosé vermouth. Italian (sweet) vermouth [bitter, spicy, and caramel tastes] Muscat (wine) fortified to 16% alcohol >French (dry) vermouth [dry white wine with more subtle additions] a light dry wine fortified to 18% alcohol NEW: Stroh! A barely legal booze packing one hell of a punch! Beers/Lagers: Newcastle Brown Ale Stella Artois Grolsch Duvel Budvar Guiness Warsteiner Budweiser Heineken Kronenbourg Others: Coffee Milk Water Juices Milk-shakes Hot chocolate Tea Bar Specials: Blood Coke QVR (Quadruple Vodka Red Bull) QAR (Quadruple Absynthe Red Bull) FOOD: i) Tuna sandwiches ii) Ham & Cheese sandwIches iii) Custom made sandwiches iv) Snacks v) Steaks vi) Sushi vii) Noodles (in various flavours) So sit back and relax in the all new Coldplay INN Almost forgot. I relise there is a lot of peopler under 18 in this forum. But I AM ABOVE THE LAW!! So anyone can come in and get pissed (Jak cannot be held responsible if you get pissed in real life cause of me)[glow=red:02848c8c92][/glow:02848c8c92] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busybeeburns Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 Can I be the alchy at the end of the bar pint please :wink3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jewel Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 hehe nice idea Could I have a KiBa? *uses jukebox* hmmmmm Norah Jones - Sunrise :nice: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JaK- Posted April 5, 2004 Author Share Posted April 5, 2004 Be wot you want Wanna a job by any chance, need someone to watch the dog on the magic roundabout. Keeps humping my leg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jewel Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 I can be the jukebox repair person. :wink3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsBerry Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 Can I be the bartender ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy's Gyal Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 Erm, im underage can i still mingle? :baby: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hicksy Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 *pulls up a chair* pint of grolch please :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsBerry Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 there you go mister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hicksy Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 why thank you miss :kiss: :wink3: can i buy you a drink? :wink3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsBerry Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 Sorry mister, but I´m on duty now.. Why don´t you come back after 6 ? that´s when my shift ends... :wink3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hicksy Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 okies :D you look mighty fine in that outfit :wink3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy's Gyal Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 :stunned: Yep, i think i should leave now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsBerry Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 That´s cause you didn´t see the clothes I´ll be wearing when I leave :stunned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hicksy Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 :lol: sorry :( :confused: :stunned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsBerry Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 :stunned: Yep, i think i should leave now. Miss, can I get you anything ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy's Gyal Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 Okay, im back can i have a Heiniken please? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hicksy Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 *buys Guy's Gyal a smirnoff ice* :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy's Gyal Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 *buys Guy's Gyal a smirnoff ice* :D Woooooooooooot! Fanx Mr. S :D Yes my first smirnoff ice!...oops did i say that out loud? :stunned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hicksy Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 :lol: :D very edible :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy's Gyal Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 What, the bottle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsBerry Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 *buys Guy's Gyal a smirnoff ice* :D Woooooooooooot! Fanx Mr. S :D Yes my first smirnoff ice!...oops did i say that out loud? :stunned: Here´s your smirnoff ice ! Can I get you another pint, mister ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammie Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 i'll have a black ice please :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsBerry Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 Here you go lady :) Anything else ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammie Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 no thats all thanks:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now