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FUNNY QUOTES THREAD! tee hee hee

*Ali*
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Chris: My little brother doesn't really like Coldplay, he's into heavier stuff...

Interviewer: Like metal?

Chris: No, fatter singers

 

:P

 

OMG ! I haven´t read this one ! :lol: :lol: :lol: Berry good !

 

That Chris is funny :lol:

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"Chris: No, fatter singers"

 

how clever :lol:

"Chris: No, fatter singers"

 

how clever :lol:

Adios :) Nice chatting with you Theresa :)

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Genau!

Well, that'll be REALLY may last post for today before my Mum gets angry :stunned:

LOVE U SISTAS especially my Alison :kiss: ;) CU!

 

:blush: :kiss:

Interviewer: I love those stories, like Ozzy Osbourne sniffing ants and stuff....

Chris: Yeah, yeah, yeah....but i can tell you from experience that an ant doesn't really get you high.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :stunned:

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" Well it’s not like... You know, it’s not Spinal Tap by any means. But, no, we’ve all got girlfriends. We try and keep away from all that to avoid temptations, as they might say. " ~ Guy on dealing with female fans

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

DAMMIT :dozey: :lol: :P

Interviewer: I love those stories, like Ozzy Osbourne sniffing ants and stuff....

Chris: Yeah, yeah, yeah....but i can tell you from experience that an ant doesn't really get you high.

 

hahaha, that's true! :lol: :lol: :lol:

:stunned:

 

:confused:

 

:thinking:

 

:lol:

hahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Chris singing during a soundcheck last year :lol: :

 

I love you baby,

when you're in my bed.

I love you baby,

when you give me head.

^ohh gosh! :o :lol: :lol: :lol:

I bet I could make him love me! :stunned: :lipsrsealed2:

Well in that case...we all could make him LOVE US! :stunned:

:lol:

 

Lucky Chris :stunned:

 

But when will he have any time to write an album if we're all making him love us! :thinking:

The others could write for him? :idea2:

Hmmm...maybe! :idea2:

 

You could try and make Jonny fall in love with you though!

Yes, good thinking...but is he that kind of guy also? :sneaky: :confused:

I don't think so!! :/

 

I don't think Chris is either...he was probably singing to someone in particular ( :rolleyes: ) rather than random mb posters!

yes I agree with you....I'm not that kind of person either... :/

Me neither!!!

 

So our entire conversation on this quote has been pointless because you, me, Jonny and Chris would never do that.

 

Guy might though :idea2:

Guy would be dying for it! hahaha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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