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FUNNY QUOTES THREAD! tee hee hee

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Interviewer - So you haven’t got a tour bus then?

Chris – “We’ve got nothing! Will came in on bicycle and Guy’s still on a donkey, halfway up the M6.

 

"We're like the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers' date=' they're all pretty good individually, but together they make a Mighty Morpher."[/quote']

 

Question:"Who are your influences?"

Chris: "Well the obvious ones - Pink and Bon Jovi and Justin Timberlake."

 

*wipes tears from eyes*

Those are SO hilarious!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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i see we r gonna need 2 start a petition 2 send 2 mtv 2 play it again! hehehe :rolleyes: :D :P

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anything's possible................ :rolleyes: :P

anything's possible................ :rolleyes: :P

 

It's true, Will Young said so :dozey:

:D

Guy ~ There was this brilliant story of how this message came on the headphones saying, 'James Brown is refusing to go onstage until he has 25 Tommy Hilfiger rucksacks and a silk carpet to stand on. I think we will probably have to make a few demands, because we can do that now we're huge. A couple of hot-air balloons, and a big wicker picnic hamper of nice things to eat halfway through our set onstage. And maybe lots of jeans.

 

Hot air balloon fetish? :P

Q: Can you urinate in front of another person?

Chris: "Yeah, I've never had any pee shyness."

Chris (before Green Eyes) ~ This is the part where you can nuzzle up with your girlfriend and eat your popcorn. And if you haven't got a girlfriend, you can eat your popcorn. And if you haven't got popcorn, eat someone else's girlfriend's popcorn. :nice:

Guy ~ There was this brilliant story of how this message came on the headphones saying, 'James Brown is refusing to go onstage until he has 25 Tommy Hilfiger rucksacks and a silk carpet to stand on. I think we will probably have to make a few demands, because we can do that now we're huge. A couple of hot-air balloons, and a big wicker picnic hamper of nice things to eat halfway through our set onstage. And maybe lots of jeans.

 

Hot air balloon fetish? :P

 

wouldn´t mind shagging him on a hot air balloon :wink3:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

wait ! I have height problems :bigcry: :lol:

:lol: :lol:

 

He didn't say anything about the balloon actually being in the air though :sneaky:

:stunned:

 

Oh true !

 

Heeeeeeeey Guy :wink3: How are ya doin' ? :sneaky:

*cheesy American voice*

 

"Please keep all arms and legs in the balloon at all times, there's going to be some turbulance in the near future..." :P

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :laugh2: :laugh3: :laugh2: :laugh3: :laugh2: :laugh3:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :P

anything's possible................ :rolleyes: :P

 

It's true, Will Young said so :dozey:

 

 

Lol and Gareth Gates tryed saying so :rolleyes: .... :lol:

Q: Can you urinate in front of another person?

Chris: "Yeah, I've never had any pee shyness."

 

Must be well in dowed then :lol:

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anything's possible................ :rolleyes: :P

 

It's true, Will Young said so :dozey:

 

 

Lol and Gareth Gates tryed saying so :rolleyes: .... :lol:

 

lol so mean! :lol:

Q: Can you urinate in front of another person?

Chris: "Yeah, I've never had any pee shyness."

 

Must be well in dowed then :lol:

 

I don't think that was ever in question :sneaky:

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:wink3: lucky gwyneth

Q: Can you urinate in front of another person?

Chris: "Yeah, I've never had any pee shyness."

 

Must be well in dowed then :lol:

 

I don't think that was ever in question :sneaky:

 

No I don't it ever was :sneaky: :wink3: :sneaky:

 

 

Okay now I want him to pee in front of me... :stunned: lmao! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

hmmmmmmmm :thinking: :wink3:

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