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FUNNY QUOTES THREAD! tee hee hee

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lol but this thread is for what they have actually said in the past, not made up stuff :/

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Ooooh yeah...I was thinking it was the caption thread.

TMR: That's pretty broad musical taste!

 

Martin: I'm just so excited about music. It's like a supermarket and you can eat what you like.

 

 

 

 

 

I WANNA EAT COLDPLAY :wink3: :wink3: :wink3: :lol:

Interviewer: You've been linked to loads of beautiful women.

Chris: Yep.

Interviewer: Nelly Furtado.

Chris: Yep.

Interviewer: Gwyneth Paltrow

Chris: Yep

Interviewer: Natalie Imbruglia.

Chris: Yep....the only woman I've publically embraced is Mo Mowlam and that's great. Although she wouldn't...she wouldn't put out.

Interviewer: *laughing*

Chris: I heard that on TV...I don't know what it means though...

awww hahaha :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: chris is sooooooo funny!!!!

I´ve a stupid question to make. What´s the name of that XFM DJ that appears on dvd ?

 

"Coldplay makes alluring music..." :lol:

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lol yeah she's married to fatboy slim aka norman cook :P

Yeah :D

 

Has a son called Woody. :idea2:

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and then she had that affair with that minger :confused:

what minger???? who who???? *not curious at all... :dozey: :P :P :P *

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:lol: :lol: some bloke, i think he was another dj perhaps even i pirate dj but i can't remember :/ sorry!

Really?

 

I thought it was an insult :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

no :lol: :lol: :lol: I could never insult ali :o :P :lol: :lol:

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i'm glad!!!!!! :D :D :D :D i would cry if it wasn't the case :stunned:

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