what about a rubber bung (not a bong you little junky munkeh :dizzy2: ) just need to fill in the tiny whole in the centre :idea2: actually yeah cork would be better! :idea2: :P

Yeah and also if you accidently sat down and lodged it too far into the hole, you can always use a cornscrew to solve the problem :idea2:

 

*hails cork as King of anal leakage*

:o wow you sound fairly experienced :lol: ;) :stunned:

*joins hailing for the sake of the crabs in Montreal*

Yeah, I had this friend who sat on a cork....ahem *shifts nervously*

 

So crabs eh? Nice on sandwiches! :dozey:

:lol: I have a friend who got a marble stuck up her nose...it was a fun week :dizzy2:

 

crab sandwiches? can't say I've tried them...I've had turtle soup before :idea2:

:lol: I have a friend who got a marble stuck up her nose...it was a fun week :dizzy2:

 

crab sandwiches? can't say I've tried them...I've had turtle soup before :idea2:

:lol:

 

My brother got a chocolate chip stuck his nose once :idea2:

 

Which species of turtle did you have? Leonardo, Raphael or the rare Michelangelo?

:lol: :lol: :lol: !!!!!!LMFAO!!! did it melt up there?

actually I tried Donatello :idea2:

Ooooh I forgot about that one :stunned:

 

Donatello was a bit chewy for my liking :P

 

(Wait, chewy soup? :thinking: )

yeah it was like butterrrrrrrrrr :lol: too much sotd me thinks :rolleyes: :dozey:

so we might as well keep this off-topic :lol: how be's you anyway?

:lol: :lol:

 

I be groovy dudey (apart from the bit of apple stuck in my teeth :dozey: )...and you? :D

oh see apples are evil! so are chewit bars! Do you have any other traumatic teeth pulling food that you'd like to add to the list? :rolleyes:

I'm really good. I'm all excited coz I'm going to get a tattoo tomo!! weeeeeee :P

Mmmm... toffees, seaseme (sp?) seeds, fish bones :idea2:

 

Oooh a tattoo? You brave girl...I've wanted one for ages, but I'm a big sissy bag :rolleyes:

 

Where you getting it and what of? :D

good additions :idea2: :lol:

yup I'm getting a treblecleff(sp?) at the bottom of my back (left side) it's only gonna be small though. My sister is getting one too she already has a little moon and star on her back but she's wanted another one for ages now so we decided about 3 days ago that we were going in tomo! :D

Heehee...you didn't say they had to be good :lol: :P

 

Wow cool...you'll have to tell me how painful/unpainful it is so I can decide if I shall ever take the plunge! :stunned:

I shall. I know it's gonna be a bitch but ah well it'll be a good buzz :lol: :dizzy2:

Hey I've some contacts...maybe I can score you some morphine :sneaky:

:lol: :lol: :dizzy2: nah I think skittles would do a better job :lol:

Cheese flavoured skittles? :idea2:

:lol: :lol: yes! :P except it's chedder recently! only the orange skittles :D

Not brie? :stunned:

Cheese flavoured skittles? :idea2:

 

Ewwwwwww :sick:

:lol: :lol: no it's lovely :lol: :wink3:

Mimi I got my tattoo wooooooooooooooooo :dizzy2:

Oooooh....did it hurt? Does it look good? Details! :idea2: :D

nah didn't REALLY hurt it was kinda sore but not painful if you get me. I'll take a pic when it's completely healed and show ya. I got a trebelcleff with little music notes around it. It's blue and pink and the notes are black with white shading so I'm happy with it I just can't get used to it though :dizzy2: