well bob tends to hang around outside my house with luke but I've never actually caught them in my porch and as for the swing...porch isn't big enough :idea2: :lol: but if you are going to stay in my porch watch out for Luke he's a psycho!! Bob's nice but he smells a bit :confused:

What does he smell of?

cat food :sick:

What flavour? Please say chicken :stunned:

no beef and sewage! It's popular here :sick2:

Ooooh sewage! :stunned: I like a bit of variety in my food :smug:

:lol: :lol: well Bob's very sharing :idea2:

YES!!!!

 

*puts the baggy pants on*

And would you mind helping him and Luke water my plants on fridays and mondays :idea2: :D

Ooooh I get to water plants? :stunned:

 

What are their names?

well one's called melvin. That's the rose bush. Then the ginormous daffodils are critzy and the gang :D Take care of my babies! And don't trow tuna on them like Luke did last November :embarrased:

But Mr. Snozbucket told me that plants like tuna :cry:

 

Can I call Melvin Melvo :idea2:

:o well then you were misinformed!! my babies don't like tuna at all! :stunned:

Melvin won't respond if you call him Melvo and he'll never give you a flap dance

:lol:

 

A flap dance :stunned: Did you teach him that?

 

Now...are they toilet trained because I ain't wiping no asses! :stunned:

No their flap dance came on naturally

 

and as for toilet training Bob will look after that...it adds to his scent :/ :stunned:

Wow :stunned:

 

This Bob sounds more and segsy by the minute :wink3:

:lol: :lol: Great! Bob needs a new friend...Luke's wayyyy too weird for him! :rolleyes:

Is Luke yours? :idea2:

No Luke stalks my friend and found out where I lived so he stays outside in my garden and keeps Bob company (Luke is really what I've been saying!!) :idea2: :rolleyes: :dozey:

So your plants need me, Bob and Luke to care for them?

 

Demanding little mofo's arent they :stunned:

Ok what I posted ^^ made absolutely no sense :dizzy2: :lol: :lol:

 

yes they are demanding little mofo's but so are bob and luke! so you better be good! :sneaky: :rolleyes:

Pft...I'm always good! :angel:

 

When do your posts ever make sense? :P ;)

:lol: :lol: true......hmmmmm well you better behave or else no haggus for you!!!

btw Luke is scottish hence the haggus :idea2: :P

Does the haggus come with chips? :thinking:

you'dhave to ask him. I don't eat chips so I don't know :dizzy2: