Can I have a friendly fight with someone please?

 

:D

 

*SLAP*

SURE!!

 

*kicks Maria in the shin*

SURE!!

 

*kicks Maria in the shin*

 

mwhahahaha yay!!

 

You can be my bitch!!

 

*pulls hair*

 

:P

ouch! :cry:

ouch! :cry:

 

mwhahaha. and you cant hit me back cos i'm a girl! hahaahahaha

 

ok i'll be nice to you.

 

*tickle*

 

:P

*runs off to get some sort of metal chair like in wrestling....and hits maria in the back*

 

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Take that Maria!! :D

*runs off to get some sort of metal chair like in wrestling....and hits maria in the back*

 

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Take that Maria!! :D

 

You can never beat me!! I am unstopable!!!

 

*gets apples from kitchen.*

 

*throws alll of them one by one, hopefully hitting you in the eye**

hahahahaha.

 

poophead.

*runs off to get some sort of metal chair like in wrestling....and hits maria in the back*

 

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Take that Maria!! :D

 

ooohh girls fighting! This should be fun....

 

...pulls up comfy chair and relaxes awaiting the evenings entertainment. :)

*runs off to get some sort of metal chair like in wrestling....and hits maria in the back*

 

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Take that Maria!! :D

 

ooohh girls fighting! This should be fun....

 

...pulls up comfy chair and relaxes awaiting the evenings entertainment. :)

 

you're a poophead too. hahahahaha.

 

:P

Can we turn this into 'The Officially Pointless Girls Only Pretend Fight Thread'?? :twisted: :lol:

Can we turn this into 'The Officially Pointless Girls Only Pretend Fight Thread'?? :twisted: :lol:

 

 

Ok!!! Only if I can be leader, and always get the first slap. :D

and i'll get the last slap!!

 

*slaps Maria in the face, every now and then alternating cheeks!* :D

 

*takes and apple (which missed, btw) and eats it!* :lol:

and i'll get the last slap!!

 

*slaps Maria in the face, every now and then alternating cheeks!* :D

 

*takes and apple (which missed, btw) and eats it!* :lol:

 

oooo can we bitch slap like rachel and her sister in friends??/???

 

*slaps very quickly, very hard, and stamps on feet*

 

:P

 

AND MY THROWING APPLES DID NOT MISS!!! I HAVE AN AMAZING AIM!! POOPHEAD.

and i'll get the last slap!!

 

*slaps Maria in the face, every now and then alternating cheeks!* :D

 

*takes and apple (which missed, btw) and eats it!* :lol:

 

oooo can we bitch slap like rachel and her sister in friends??/???

 

*slaps very quickly, very hard, and stamps on feet*

 

:P

 

AND MY THROWING APPLES DID NOT MISS!!! I HAVE AN AMAZING AIM!! POOPHEAD.

 

(in Robert DeNiro voice) You talking to me???? ARE YOU TALKING TO ME???

 

*runs after Maria and knocks her down..slowly, but fiercely, kicking her in the stomach..* :P :lol:

and i'll get the last slap!!

 

*slaps Maria in the face, every now and then alternating cheeks!* :D

 

*takes and apple (which missed, btw) and eats it!* :lol:

 

oooo can we bitch slap like rachel and her sister in friends??/???

 

*slaps very quickly, very hard, and stamps on feet*

 

:P

 

AND MY THROWING APPLES DID NOT MISS!!! I HAVE AN AMAZING AIM!! POOPHEAD.

 

(in Robert DeNiro voice) You talking to me???? ARE YOU TALKING TO ME???

 

*runs after Maria and knocks her down..slowly, but fiercely, kicking her in the stomach..* :P :lol:

 

YES I BLOODY WELL AM TALKING TO YOU!!!

 

Right you asked for it. The kick ass boots only come out when I am dealing with extreme cases, such as yourself. Believe me they hurt BIATCH!!!!!!

 

*puts on kick ass boots. kicks at bottom of back*

 

you may have to borrow my crutches.

 

*look at victim on floor and smiles and nods*

 

:D

*gets up and pull out her "ass slapper"....SLAPS HER ASS TELL IT TURNS BLUE!!!*

 

*Maria attempts to get up from all the ass slappin' but Laura pushes her face into the mud and forces her to eat some...*

 

How do you like that?

 

*SLAP*

 

:D

*gets up and pull out her "ass slapper"....SLAPS HER ASS TELL IT TURNS BLUE!!!*

 

*Maria attempts to get up from all the ass slappin' but Laura pushes her face into the mud and forces her to eat some...*

 

How do you like that?

 

*SLAP*

 

:D

 

excuse me, but under no circumstance does my face go anywhere near mud!!

 

*gets paint and paints lauras face green*

 

hahahaha.

*gets up and pull out her "ass slapper"....SLAPS HER ASS TELL IT TURNS BLUE!!!*

 

*Maria attempts to get up from all the ass slappin' but Laura pushes her face into the mud and forces her to eat some...*

 

How do you like that?

 

*SLAP*

 

:D

 

excuse me, but under no circumstance does my face go anywhere near mud!!

 

*gets paint and paints lauras face green*

 

hahahaha.

 

HOW DARE YOU PAINT MY FACE!!!!!

 

*runs and gets some black paint....smears it all over Maria's body and clothes and everything*

 

TAKE THAT!!!

 

*throws an open lemon at Maria hoping that some acidic pulp flies in her eyes!*

 

 

:lol: :lol:

*gets up and pull out her "ass slapper"....SLAPS HER ASS TELL IT TURNS BLUE!!!*

 

*Maria attempts to get up from all the ass slappin' but Laura pushes her face into the mud and forces her to eat some...*

 

How do you like that?

 

*SLAP*

 

:D

 

excuse me, but under no circumstance does my face go anywhere near mud!!

 

*gets paint and paints lauras face green*

 

hahahaha.

 

HOW DARE YOU PAINT MY FACE!!!!!

 

*runs and gets some black paint....smears it all over Maria's body and clothes and everything*

 

TAKE THAT!!!

 

*throws an open lemon at Maria hoping that some acidic pulp flies in her eyes!*

 

 

:lol: :lol:

 

Thats a horrible thing to do!! Now i'm blind!!

 

*streches arms out but she cant find her evil attacker, so sits on floor and crys*

 

:sad:

I'm over here Maria!! Come and get me!! :D

I'm over here Maria!! Come and get me!! :D

 

BITCH!!!

 

*finds crutch sitting beside, me and throws in direction of voice. hits laura in the head, knocks her out. I hear her scream and go over and stand on her ear. *

 

:P

I'm over here Maria!! Come and get me!! :D

 

BITCH!!!

 

*finds crutch sitting beside, me and throws in direction of voice. hits laura in the head, knocks her out. I hear her scream and go over and stand on her ear. *

 

:P

 

*wakes up, shakes head..looks for Maria*

 

Don't call me a bitch...BITCH!!!

 

*takes crutch and beats Maria in the leg!*

 

 

:D :lol:

I'm over here Maria!! Come and get me!! :D

 

BITCH!!!

 

*finds crutch sitting beside, me and throws in direction of voice. hits laura in the head, knocks her out. I hear her scream and go over and stand on her ear. *

 

:P

 

*wakes up, shakes head..looks for Maria*

 

Don't call me a bitch...BITCH!!!

 

*takes crutch and beats Maria in the leg!*

 

 

:D :lol:

 

You know I already have a gammy leg!!! :shock:

 

Thats a terrible thing to do!!!

 

BITCH!!!!!

I'm sorry Maria.....it happened in the heat of the moment! :?

I'm sorry Maria.....it happened in the heat of the moment! :?

 

Oh its ok!!!

 

I love you!!!

 

*huggles*