1. We are totally sure that the baby is ours

2. We don’t go bald when we are old (well, sometimes...) :/

3. We can get excited in the beach without being embarrassed :lol:

4. The simple fact of cooking a fried egg is not a risk for the integrity of the kitchen or the house :stunned:

5. We don’t have a existential crisis if we don’t get an orgasm

6. When the soap falls down in the gym’s shower it’s not the end of the world for us

7. The gynaecological exam (not a party, though) is more pleasant than the prosthetic one

8. If we are abstemious or we don’t fancy a drink we’re not judged as abnormal

9. We can do the dance career and our sexual option is not doubted

10. In the wedding the bride is the star, the groom is a plain accompaniment :P

12. We don’t have to show our intimate parts in the public toilets

13. Most of the personal trainers are men.. and muscled! :wink3:

14. We have more chances to be helped of changing a pneumatic puncture in the street, under the rain and in the middle of the night

15. Woman orders, man pays

16. We can simulate the orgasm

17. In the car we use to be the partner and we can look at the landscape, while he has to pay attention of

the traffic.

18. Our condition of women isn’t discredited if we cry

19. The 99% of our problems with him can be solved with tears

20. In the adolescence we don’t have to do ridiculous things to prove we’re woman

21. A car is just a mean of transport

22. A football match is just a game and if we don’t understand it we aren’t excluded of the group

23. We didn’t need to pay for our first time :lol:

24. If he cheats on us he’s a bastard, if we cheat on him he’s a cuckold

25. When we get older we’re nice grandma, when a man gets older he’s an old degenerate :cool:

:lol: Yeah very good :wink3: I say it again, I'm so glad that I'm a girl :)

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1. We are totally sure that the baby is ours

 

 

lol!!! Brilliant!!!! thnx for posting Noni! :kiss: :lol: :D :D

We don’t have a existential crisis if we don’t get an orgasm

 

HAHAHAHAHA... :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Great noni, great.

Glad you like it, mates! Someone sent me while I was on holidays and I laughed a lot when I read it :lol: :lol:

It's brill!!!

i will never understand why you would want to fake an orgasm.... :confused:

:smartass:

:o

 

 

what? :embarrased:

:uhoh:

I think she just means that you'd have to be a woman to know why sometimes faking an orgasm is a thing to do...

kyra have you faked? :o

I think she just means that you'd have to be a woman to know why sometimes faking an orgasm is a thing to do...

 

oui. :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

well that doesn't make sense...

if you're with a guy, i'd hope you'd have the decency to be honest with him.

it's not exactly a question of honesty..... it's more that you know that it's not going anywhere and he's trying so hard, and you know that you could be at it for hours and still nothing would happen. And you just try to make it easier on both of you by faking it...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

then you give the guy tips! its not like we're programmed to know exactly what you like. besides, a woman's bits are a bit more complicated than a man's.

 

and you giving us directions is quite a turn-on :blush: ;)

besides, a woman's bits are a bit more complicated than a man's.

 

woman's bits?? hahahahahhahaha :lol:

 

and you giving us directions is quite a turn-on

 

:lol:

of cousre giving tips is a must ;)

woman's bits?? hahahahahhahaha

 

:embarrased: :blush:

what would you call them on the board?

 

of cousre giving tips is a must

 

yes tips are always nice, but they have to be positive ones. not 'ow that fucking hurts. jesus christ stop!' :confused:

 

EDIT: that hasn't happened to me, btw. :cool4:

lol :lol: :lol:

lmao!

what would you call them on the board?

 

hahaha.i have no clue...bits just sounds......weird.

 

'ow that fucking hurts. jesus christ stop!'

 

EDIT: that hasn't happened to me, btw.

 

HAHAAHAHAA...just to make that clear!!! :lol: :lol:

;) you don't want something like that misinterpreted. ;) :wink3: