noni Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 1. We are totally sure that the baby is ours 2. We don’t go bald when we are old (well, sometimes...) :/ 3. We can get excited in the beach without being embarrassed :lol: 4. The simple fact of cooking a fried egg is not a risk for the integrity of the kitchen or the house :stunned: 5. We don’t have a existential crisis if we don’t get an orgasm 6. When the soap falls down in the gym’s shower it’s not the end of the world for us 7. The gynaecological exam (not a party, though) is more pleasant than the prosthetic one 8. If we are abstemious or we don’t fancy a drink we’re not judged as abnormal 9. We can do the dance career and our sexual option is not doubted 10. In the wedding the bride is the star, the groom is a plain accompaniment :P 12. We don’t have to show our intimate parts in the public toilets 13. Most of the personal trainers are men.. and muscled! :wink3: 14. We have more chances to be helped of changing a pneumatic puncture in the street, under the rain and in the middle of the night 15. Woman orders, man pays 16. We can simulate the orgasm 17. In the car we use to be the partner and we can look at the landscape, while he has to pay attention of the traffic. 18. Our condition of women isn’t discredited if we cry 19. The 99% of our problems with him can be solved with tears 20. In the adolescence we don’t have to do ridiculous things to prove we’re woman 21. A car is just a mean of transport 22. A football match is just a game and if we don’t understand it we aren’t excluded of the group 23. We didn’t need to pay for our first time :lol: 24. If he cheats on us he’s a bastard, if we cheat on him he’s a cuckold 25. When we get older we’re nice grandma, when a man gets older he’s an old degenerate :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
°°°Morning°Glory°°° Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 :lol: Yeah very good :wink3: I say it again, I'm so glad that I'm a girl :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~*Maria*~ Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. We are totally sure that the baby is ours lol!!! Brilliant!!!! thnx for posting Noni! :kiss: :lol: :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 We don’t have a existential crisis if we don’t get an orgasm HAHAHAHAHA... :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~*Maria*~ Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darlene_Ihnfsa Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 Great noni, great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noni Posted June 13, 2004 Author Share Posted June 13, 2004 Glad you like it, mates! Someone sent me while I was on holidays and I laughed a lot when I read it :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~*Maria*~ Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 It's brill!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egghead Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 i will never understand why you would want to fake an orgasm.... :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 :smartass: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egghead Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 :o what? :embarrased: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 :uhoh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~*Maria*~ Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 I think she just means that you'd have to be a woman to know why sometimes faking an orgasm is a thing to do... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egghead Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 kyra have you faked? :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 I think she just means that you'd have to be a woman to know why sometimes faking an orgasm is a thing to do... oui. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~*Maria*~ Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egghead Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 well that doesn't make sense... if you're with a guy, i'd hope you'd have the decency to be honest with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~*Maria*~ Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 it's not exactly a question of honesty..... it's more that you know that it's not going anywhere and he's trying so hard, and you know that you could be at it for hours and still nothing would happen. And you just try to make it easier on both of you by faking it... :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egghead Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 then you give the guy tips! its not like we're programmed to know exactly what you like. besides, a woman's bits are a bit more complicated than a man's. and you giving us directions is quite a turn-on :blush: ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 besides, a woman's bits are a bit more complicated than a man's. woman's bits?? hahahahahhahaha :lol: and you giving us directions is quite a turn-on :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~*Maria*~ Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 of cousre giving tips is a must ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egghead Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 woman's bits?? hahahahahhahaha :embarrased: :blush: what would you call them on the board? of cousre giving tips is a must yes tips are always nice, but they have to be positive ones. not 'ow that fucking hurts. jesus christ stop!' :confused: EDIT: that hasn't happened to me, btw. :cool4: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~*Maria*~ Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 lol :lol: :lol: lmao! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 what would you call them on the board? hahaha.i have no clue...bits just sounds......weird. 'ow that fucking hurts. jesus christ stop!' EDIT: that hasn't happened to me, btw. HAHAAHAHAA...just to make that clear!!! :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egghead Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 ;) you don't want something like that misinterpreted. ;) :wink3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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