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Because all the restrictions that were already in place really helped. So we'll need more. Oh, and we'll also need another New Deal, because that last one didn't take. :laugh3: Oh, Maldini, your signature reminded me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdJ4oVnujbA

I totally agree, pork is like a crappier version of chicken. It tastes awful. Bacon is clearly what God intended the pig to be used for.

Excellent idea! Let's turn them against their own neighbors!

Oh god. :D

People think I'm in high school when I'm actually a recent college graduate, so I have that same problem with looking younger than I am. And yeah, I wish I could just freeze the clock at age 22 and stay here forever, lol. Maybe one day science will figure out how to do that. But in the meantime I guess growing old would be OK as long as I have enough money in the bank and plenty of great friends to hang out with.

What's the catch? Would I have to room with the cast of Grey's Anatomy or something?

Emily is like Coldplaying's Carmen Sandiego. Where in the world is she?

They should make an episode of House about this. "My foot keeps falling asleep... OH MY GOD I HAVE A WORM IN MY BRAIN."

Oh god, you pansy! :P

I, for one, love Chuck's quirkiness. :P

How sad... :(

I had an idea the other night for a cell phone application that could pick up your web-browsing history (including all your favorite sites) and store the addresses. Then when you're at a friends' house or at work, and you want to bring up a site you visited recently, you can pull it up on your phone and the computer would pick it up by some wireless interface (maybe infrared or wifi). No more need for typing in website addys or lugging your laptop around.

Mel's hubby just got home. :laugh3:

Oh man David is here! Guys, I heard he's loaded. Buy us some beer and rubbers! :P

*falls out of tree*

lol sweet! My friend and I won the lottery a couple months ago, a whopping $100. I wasn't going to tell him but my conscience got the best of me and I had to split it with him.

*climbs a tree with binoculars to watch* SEX ED!!! [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_6ItxioUco]YouTube - Smosh - Sex Ed Rocks[/ame]

Hey buddy, you have the same birthday as me! Let's do it. ;)

He's trying so hard to cover it with his hands and he's probably cursing Coldplay's fashion designer for cutting his shirt so high.

Maybe there's a way we can merge our interests... Or not. Let's just talk about Jonny's cock. :P

Hallo Mel, long time no... exchange sexual innuendos on the internet! ;)

...Hey mom, I was wondering if you could help me with this homewor--- OH MY GOD.

Russia's president Dmitry Medvedev is kinda hot imo:

Couples out to make it a habit to go to the gym together two or three times a week. Hotter bodies + More time together = better relationship.

Oh gosh! The Baby Boomers are criticizing themselves now! What an amazing departure from the norm! Let's see how they do it... Step 1: Criticize the generation that will be paying for their Social Security and Medicare bills by labeling them "smug". Step 2: State the possible cause of this smugness is the Baby Boomers' own propensity to praise their children too much. Real introspection, that. Wake me up when the Baby Boomers admit they're a bunch of obese entitlement-seeking losers.