::Hayley::

i will!!

Yeah, if you pay the women for it. And their called porno stars, or hookers. ahahahaha good one :cool:

almost 25 pages.. postpospospostpostpostposptosptoposotpsotspot :D

ok that's not happy that's just crazy :P

I would say it wasn't funny at the time... But it so was :lol: < it was only the size of that too!! ahahahahhha

nooooo!!!! me loveit :D

awwwwww I was only joking :rolleyes: I know you were being really nice! :) - Another classic Hayley moment... my friend was at my house and my Mum made dinner for us... but I choked on a pea. One. Single. Pea :stunned: It hurt so bad and I was laughing too so I really couldn't breathe... I just had to run away until it dislodged :embarrased: :smug:

aaaaaaaaaaaaw that's so cute!! welcome to the happy thread little purple triangle :smug:

^ hahahha. I bet she stopped liking you after you laughed :P

wooooohoooooooooooooooooo!!!!! exclamation marks are also essential!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

WELCOME BACK!!! ISN'T IT JUST FANTASTIC!! :D I'M DEFINITELY MOVING THERE FOR AT LEAST A YEAR AFTER UNI!!! sorry capitals are essential!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Keep trying :cool: Can't wait to see more :D

I just rememberd another moment... I think I was about 15 and I realllllyyy fancied this guy... So I was well pleased one morning when he asked me to walk to class with him. I was acting all cool, ya know how it is :cool3: until we were walking up the stairs and I tripped, falling on my face up the stairs.... :stunned: Completed by my bag flying over my head and books spilling out... He didn't know whether to walk on and pretend he didn't know me...or just Laugh his ass off :confused: :D

^ did you live there?

This is just for you Charlie, seeing as you didn't get to buy the actual magazine!There were loads more questions but I just picked a few.. :D Interview with Nigel in heat mag... What sort of lady do you go for then? [Naughty smile] "A blind one who doesn't have a telly. I think women are fantastic. I don't have a type. I find brains very attractive and I like women who are confident and happy with themselves. I haven't been out with many red-heads but that's because I haven't met any. But that doesn't mean I'm anti-ginge[Holds head in hands] Sometimes I should just shut up!" OK, so you're not anti-ginge. Are you still single? Absolutely, so if you can all form an orderly queue please ( :wink3: ) Have you got a chat-up line? No, I get too embaressed. If I'm not sure if someone fancies me, I just ask. It just cuts all that crap out, like when you're going in for that first kiss and she delves in her handbag. Awww how sweet!! :lol:

wow those pictures are amazing! there's a guy called Adam on my course who looks like him :o

^ :P Aren't you just great :cool:

Sharon is a ridiculously bad actress :o

Because there's so many different time zones around the world :)

^hullo :D

:( that's so sad :cry:

YEAHHHHH!!!! Congratulations to Cambridge

we should all have a reunion in London, seeing as well all want to go :lol:

yeah of course. the first time I listened to it though ... it was terrifying to hear his big voice shout out after Lisa making me really calm :lol:

It's the 150th Boat Race today between these two rival English Universities..... Who do you think will win? It makes my arms sore just watching them practice :lol: Make sure to cheer on Cambridge :D