Jack

my grandparents, and my parents

OH MY GOD IMPRESSIONS TIME. I'll copy Mark! Hi, I'm Mark. I'm going to come in to this thread and start an arguement by making a sly comment about the subject of this thread, AND THEN when people defend her and bite back, I'll run away claiming everyone is so rude towards me and that their use of bad language makes them worse than me, even though, in this instance, I started everything by claiming Sara was spamming somewhere. Poor me! Why, I think I'm going to go and tell busybeeburns right now and campaign to get people banned for not being impressed when I bring my delightfully retarded self into their threads even though it's none of my business!

kay i posted it twice

new haircut.

is that the australian thing? it's very funny, if it is.

namedropped. count it... also, i've heard all of this material before. the mobile phone rant is a common one everytime i break out my blackberry (all one time) oh, namedropped again.... AD is in my box of stuff from uni. also that ending is just... one of those things that will harm you in the media when you're caught holding someone hostage. i can see the news showing "deal with it, bitches!" as a headline thingy...

They count. I've met... Alan Shearer, Hayley Williams from PARAMOREEE (and the rest of the band but Hayley was the only one I spoke to), I met Joshua Radin last Wednesday. And I saw Emma Watson about 10 ft away from me in an airport. Which is perhaps the most important thing ever.... And a bunch of other footballers.

I'm relatively certain that there is no Ikea anywhere near Norwich. I have two good friends who're from nearby. It's supposedly quite a nice place, though. You'll find that our big supermarkets (Tesco, ASDA etc) are just like your Walmarts. If not with a bit less available. But you'll be fine. England's an easy place to live, just keep an eye on your money. You don't wanna be stuck with nothing.

We're like... BFFs. Also, it's a Swatch thingy from Edinburgh. That's where I got it anyways.

Not gonna pretend I'm not upset that Nathan would say he has no friends.... Since I'm here, I'm gonna pic spam. This is me. This is me and my flatmates from September onwards. This is me and my best friends from Uni. This is me playing mini golf. That's enough Jack...

SOMEONE SHOW ME PICTURES

i was the other 5.

also someone genuinely once said i had "model cheekbones" and i was told that because i'm tall and thin i could be a model. the cheekbone thing was a drunk girl at a party but she was pretty so i trust her opinion. and the second one was my aunt, but she's family so i trust hers too.

Everyone has a soulmate, so I'm assuming there's probably at least or at most 1 person who thinks you or anyone else is a 5, so based on that I'm going to trust them and give myself a five.

In before the people rate themselves low just so people who know them say "NO YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN, YOU'RE HIGHER THAN THAT!"

i like her face.

I'm gonna join the "disagree" bandwagon too, G. You're a wonderful person, not only in personality but in appearance too! But you always knew I was your biggest fan :P

i'm half english half martian.

if i went, nathan would find out, and thusly the people who're relatively important to me on here would find out too!

Thanks :)

Don't feel bad, man. It's been a massive drain because I've had so many people ask what went on. And I wanted to be able to say like "hey this is what happened story etc etc" but then if I say that on some sort of medium like this it sounds like I'm attention seeking. Which I'm not. But anyways... Wrong. That sounds like you're having a go at Nathan for not persuing a conversation. Don't do that. As it happens, the funeral was brilliant. A proper send off, to a popular man. There was three lines of men, colleagues, etc, standing at the back of the chapel. I was very happy with the turnout.

I thought this was more important than, well, everything. Especially on this forum. And I didn't want to explicitly post this on my Facebook so here, a forum with random people and some not so random people, will do. I've organised and planned the whole thing, and it hasn't even begun to set in. So hopefully it'll go well.

they won't though lakers are too good

Sree will be entertaining to watch. He'll go completely insane with models in the house. Trust me, the guy's a pervert haha... When he was elected he was accused of cheating and so on, and he's been banned from the Students Union club a bunch of times for molesting girls. I wouldn't be surprised if he ended up kicked out of BB for it as well haha...

So, Sree, the Indian guy who wants to get into politics is the President-elect of my University's Students Union. He's either going to be really good or a total embarassment. He's a really nice guy when you meet him, everytime I pass him on the campus he stops and talks and everything, but he has a reputation as a bit of a pervert etc. *sigh* This is gonna be interesting. Seeing someone I actually know in Big Brother :/