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Jack

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  1. Mark or Nathan. I'll set voter identity to public so we can discout people who don't deserve to have opinions. Disclaimer: this is all in the name of fun, and shouldn't be taken as an indirect nor direct insult to either party. It should also not be taken down "proper channels" that would result in either party (or more likely one party) moaning about injustice and the fact that people can openly express their disliking for someone else until a neutral but slightly less than neutral third party named Jack is banned from the forum and "justice is done :smug:"
  2. i think mark's a twat, personally. he's like the apple to the teacher kid at school. the little nerd that thinks he's cool and funny but really, everyone thinks he's arrogant and behind his screen of righteousness is a man acting a quarter of his age and flaunting the rules himself. this post was brought to you by a loyal best friend forever and the words "intentionally" and "immature"
  3. yeah. i'm just below the height of an average door (6 ft 6 and a half, i sometimes brush my hair on them, or if i'm wearing basketball shoes, i just duck). and today i hit my head on a "mind your head" pillar in topshop.
  4. this is what we in the real world call an excuse. it's funny that you said a lot of girls have rejected you, though. but anyways this is a non issue, i'm 6 ft 5.
  5. one time, nathan, ( you guys remember him? ) disrespected me. you know what i gave that bitch. i punched him in the jeans.
  6. anyone got a new link? i'm addicted to the crane wife today, so i want some new stuff!
  7. how funny that you weren't. makes me laugh anyways. i have fans, here. i had people say they missed me when i disappeared for a little while. i didn't even have to say in a leaving thread that "i hope i am to be missed".
  8. Oh lord... at least Simon can speak English...
  9. answer should have been Twisted Logic
  10. me and nathan are totally doing one of these... i'm tempted to build hype...
  11. and the "this is amazing" thread because in truth, most of the replies are "wow!" or some variant. so it was obviously spectacular.
  12. no cause some people would nominate totally shit threads. like the name ones, birthday ones, hot men ones, things that aren't really worth it at all. the only thread that should be in here is the coldplaying committee thread cause it was just a hilarious idea start to finish.
  13. this place has been boring since, to be fair. i don't even have the motivation to make jokes about simon anymore. it's a sad time.
  14. we miss nathan.
  15. as much as i'd like to be interested in NCAA, i really only know the probable NBA players next year. :(
  16. Jack replied to freckles's topic in The Lounge
    my mam loves that place.
  17. Jack replied to busybeeburns's topic in The Lounge
    hahahahahaha. well there's no point in coming to this forum of hypocrisy anymore. way to go ahead and prove yourselves to be the worst set of admin i've ever seen on a forum ever. this is the most ridiculous way of dealing with something like this.
  18. http://coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=54977 this.
  19. kay, i got through 11 seconds of that.
  20. ahahaha. oh aleja. how i miss her.
  21. haha, before you use this as your main reply to all of my posts for the next 3 months, would you care to get an admin to check our IPs? you'll see that nathan's is 290 miles north up the country.
  22. i get it, i'm nathan, right? cept i'm not. we just both happen to think you're hilarious.
  23. i thought this thread said most "interesting" coldplaying user for a second. that would have been much better. also, i would win.
  24. i'd suggest shooting yourself. (not aimed at original poster)

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