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April 22, 2010 - submitted by Christine, United States of America Q. I am DYING to know, dearest Oracle, who the Table Tennis Champ of the Latin American Tour is?? Natasha or Chris (or was there a random underdog who blew them both out of the water)?? While I love Chris to pieces I'm a bit competitive myself so I'm pulling for the girl power and hope Natasha ran the tables :-) MUCHOS GRACIAS to the boys and crew for a killer finale in Monterrey - glad to know we were the loudest! The Oracle replies: The table tennis table saw many competitors come and go including Chris, Will, Phil, Chris's Dad & sister (the Martins are VERY competitive); Kelly (security), Dan (trainer), Dan (sound), Natasha, Charlotte (Bat for Lashes) and even I had a go. Chris likes to play to relax him before a show but don't be fooled into thinking he's not playing to win and win he did - over and over. Natasha was pretty good (as was Charlotte) but she didn't beat Chris. Don't get me wrong he got whipped a few times but overall Chris played the most and therefore is the tour ping-pong champion.
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April 22, 2010 - submitted by Emma, United States of America Q. HI ORACLE, I was in a video game/bookstore/random shop today and I bought a book called Coldplay: Look At The Stars. It's good so far, and the guy apparently met Chris and is associated with the music industry, so you'd think he'd be an expert, but the annoying thing is he always spells Will's name with one 'l' (Wil). Also he calls Politik, Politix. Everything else seems really accurate, but can you help me with all the errors and typos or something, Oracle! Plus, 'Will' is NOT a difficult name to spell! Really! Okay, THANK YOU! The Oracle replies: I can't help you with them because you already know that it's Will & Politik. I can tell you this though Emma, Phil O'Brien is a woman! She doesn't have any close association with the band and that possibly explains the errors. She's not the only one though; Martin Roach (Nobody Said It Was easy) got Chris's birthday wrong and even our own Matt (sorry Matt!) makes a mistake in Roadie (out soon) saying that the band played in Aberdeen on the first night of the A Rush Of Blood To The Head warm-up shows when it was in fact Edinburgh.
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blue skies love and
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470 let it rot
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santigold - lights out
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milk
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:uhoh: state jacksonville, FL
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nope franz ferdinand - ulysses?
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this blows
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doritos no lays, shit okay doritos broken leg or broken arm?
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cream
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nope empire of the sun?
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nope one republic - waking up?
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Today while listening to Mom and sis her dog whistle ate a treat while listening to Fall Out Boy and eating crackers with ice-tea in the garden then someone scared her silly. Then a rabid cookie attacked with nunchucks and started eating the grass near the garage but nobody minded. Now the cookie decided it was not worth it to take money from poor old ladies with purple canes, instead it's better to fart at clowns having brownies on rye bread that smelled like chicken from down under the rotten marigolds and they ran awkwardly towards food banks while they frolicked around waving poster at aliens which zapped Shamwows for little poodles. Then some brownies sang Viva Brownies and danced like fools around the sexy poster who wanted oxiclean so she lol'd while she licked the butt of an Australian lemur because icing was sexy and affordable. Then some bears holding cupcakes covered with pink butterflies with large grapes circled the fire RINGS. Then Whistle cranes and tickle the feet of
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