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March 31, 2009 - submitted by Jorge, Mexico Q. Dear Oracle I am a fan of Harry Potter books and of Coldplay too and I really want to know why do Coldplay met the Professor Snape in 2002? The Oracle replies: Alan Rickman, the actor who plays Professor Snape, went to see the band at London's Wembley Arena. He met them afterwards and was at the aftershow party. Guy made a joke about being sorry for his late Potions homework, which Professor Snape taught before Defence Against the Dark Arts. March 31, 2009 - submitted by JD, Ireland Q. Are the guys really taking a break because there is no mention of it on the main homepage? The Oracle replies: And there you have your answer! March 31, 2009 - submitted by Leonidas, Greece Q. Dear Oracle, I hope the question isn't that big and answer me. I wanna know why Coldplay never came here in Greece as in the Europe Tour..? And the second question...I split up,with my girlfriend yesterday..after 1 year and 1 month relationship...but i still need her, I still love her..the problem is that we fighting for a lot..and maybe we lost the magic..:( what should I do..? Give to the boys a big hug..from me..and Greece of course. Sorry for the big..question Kisses :D The Oracle replies: It's just one of those places that is rarely on any band's tour schedule but that doesn't mean never. Never say never... As for your other question, all I can say is right now you are hurting but try to think through your feelings because I would hope that you don't "need" her, you want her and that's different. It only happened yesterday so you're bound to feel incredibly sad. If you were fighting a lot, time apart sounds like it might be a good idea. Breaking up with someone you still love is so painful but remember this and hopefully in time you will believe it; if someone doesn't want to be with you for whatever their reason, you really are better off without them. Have faith in yourself, you will find love again with someone deserving of your love. Just give yourself plenty of time to heal from the hurt.

March 30, 2009 - submitted by m pablo, Mexico Q. Dear Oracle, the first to names of the band were Pectoralz and Starfish right? I don't want to ofend Chris or the other members but those are funny and bad names. I wondered why did Chris, or Jon chose those really bad names. I'm glad Tim Crompton adviced them the name of Coldplay. The Oracle replies: Pectoralz wasn't strictly ever the band's name, it was a side project that they had some fun with but nothing serious and they didn't write or play the same songs as Starfish. As dreadful a name as it is, it isn't easy picking a name for your group. Tim didn't advise them to use it; he'd discarded the name of his own band so they took it for themselves - with permission of course! March 30, 2009 - submitted by Lemonmint, Hong Kong Q. Hi Oracle! What I wanna ask is : what's that tattoo on Will Champion's left arm? And please tell him I love him so much!:D The Oracle replies: It's a tattoo of the handprint of his first born daughter. March 30, 2009 - submitted by Nanna, Denmark Q. Dear Oracle. On your homepage I see that the band like to play chess, though they still havent make a move. I grow up in a little town in Denmark (east for Paradise) with people who have other interests than that game, so I never learn to play. But I have head that it is a funny game and want to lean the rules ( and I want to win). I only now that there is someting with farmers, runners, towers, horses and so on. But as I never have learn the different values of the chessmen, I absolutly dont now how to start a game. Is there a written handbook for "dummies". Because I really want to play that game. with love from Nanna The Oracle replies: Chess is a great once you get a handle on the rules. There is a Chess for Dummies book, that I am sure you can find online. The pieces are king, queen, rooks (castles), bishops, knights (horses) and pawns. You win when you have your opponent in checkmate, which basically means their king is unable to move out of that position.

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Once upon a time in Chris' house, we saw Gwyneth sitting on a couch. I said to Elmo, "You better do what Mom said." Elmo started walking upside-down, so we screamed. He touched the lamp and Chris loved how sexy I moved. I killed Elmo then Gwyneth left and Chris didn't want her to, so he tried to talk to his parrot. The parrot looked at his guitar, a "BOOM!" exploded and I laughed because Chris farted stinkily. Then he burped! Gwyneth walked away cuz penises were blue. "AHHHHHHHHH!", the scrotum burst into song of pain pills. "That must be Johnny! Open up Chris' Zipper on the leather JACKET pants. Removing every clothing from Chris' sweaty body, touching his barbie," said Guy, who was disturbed. Jonny quickly ran out because he was excited for Elmo, but Chris slept. Will didn't touch anything. Then Johnny took all of Chris' instruments and grabbed some cereal and jocks so Guy opened up the shirt that belonged to me and started to dance weird because hes slightly unstable and should lay down.Fuck all of your songs about a bra, we suck your balls cuz you can't control your very hormonal sexual feelings when you come inside of the messageboard. Which Coldplay thought was really immature. But it didn't really matter. Because Guy licked ice cubes in the toilet, which Jonny friendly provided at his bedroom

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