from mardy-bum.com:
According to The People, Alex Turner was turned away from a bar in the Arctic Monkey's hometown of Sheffield.
After being asked for ID at The Cavendish Bar and not having any, Turner was forced to try elsewhere.
An onlooker said:
"Alex is one of the most famous people in pop but he and drummer Matt Helders had to queue," an onlooker told The People. "When they got to the front, the bouncer grabbed Alex and said, 'How old are you, mate?' He told them he was 20 but the bouncer said, 'I don't believe you - you got any ID?'
"Alex said, 'I don't need ID. I'm Alex Turner. I'm the lead singer of the Arctic Monkeys.' The bouncer said, 'I don't give a toss, you don't look 18 and you need ID.' Alex eventually moved on but he wasn't happy."
Ritz to Rubble, anyone?
ahaha.