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Yes, its England, what more can i say? Same question

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Shes got a glass eye!!

Well when the Jerry Springer opera show was on, despite thousands of compliants i dont recall any serious death threats from Christians. Some Danish newspaper prints a few cartoons.... And as a Londoner yourself you mustve noticed the outrage over the Brick lane film.

That happened to my mate... Hes never lived it down - its the ultimate insult to a mans pride.

I have a broken keyboard, Obviously.

I'm not, but if i were a bunny, i wouldnt be a very happy one.

I'm not a happy Bunny

Always earlier the better unless its sex related.

No yer not!!

They dont have junk food in china - just noodles! Good Morning everyone!

Bush never served in Vietnam - He got his dad to get him into the Texas reserve airforce thing. From Rotten: After Yale, Bush successfully dodged the draft by volunteering for a six-year hitch in the Texas Air National Guard. This required some serious string-pulling, but the Bushes had lots of friends in high places. Evidently hoping to avoid winding up in Southeast Asia, on his application George checked the box labeled do not volunteer under the heading "overseas assignment." Bush was immediately accepted into the Guard, where he got promoted in record time. He was also fast-tracked into the 111th Fighter Interceptor Squadron, which involved skipping over a waiting list full of qualified applicants. And then for four years he did as little work as possible, just the minimum required to remain in the unit, which was based in Houston. Then in May 1972, with two years left on his enlistment, George headed off to Alabama and requested reassignment to an inactive postal unit there. This request was a little odd for an Air National Guardsman, seeing that the outfit had no airplanes. Bush's request was denied. But for some reason he decided to stick around Alabama for a few months and didn't return to his Houston post until he was required to receive an annual physical. Then, for some reason, Bush was grounded by his commander for "his failure to accomplish annual medical examination." Either he never showed up, or he flunked it. We don't know for certain because his military records are sealed, and can only be made public with the subject's assent. Bush has never chosen to make them available. The most plausible theory is that George ran into a problem with the compulsory drug testing. If he did show up for the physical, maybe he flunked the urinalysis. If he didn't show up, maybe it was out of fear of what the drug test would reveal. Whatever the reason, Bush never flew again. And he still had another two years to go on his enlistment. So he just sat around. In fact it's unclear exactly what, if anything, he did during those two remaining years. The only thing we know for sure: whatever it was involved neither flying planes nor getting shipped off to Vietnam.

The day has been a disaster. I had a job interveiw yesterday and the agency guy left a message on the phone at 6:30 saying good news call me first thing in the morning. I spend the night thinking ive got a new job (at last!) only to call up and be told that no i didnt get it, but good news - ive got another interview somewhere in Canary Wharf. Which i wont get because i havent got a passport. All the buses have been late, i ad to go to Milton Keynes (what sort of idiot builds a town a mile away from the train station and on top of a bloody hill) the train back was late, some chav kept playing a game on their phone. AND TO TOP WHAT HAS BEEN A BASTARD OF A DAY MY EXTERNAL HARD DRIVE HAS STOPPED WORKING. IT HAD MY FOOTY MANAGER SAVED GAME ON IT - I WAS ACTUALLY WINNING AS WELL!!!!! *fumes*

Disaster!! Been using it for nearly 2 years no probs - then today its no longer recgonised. Re-installed drivers - no luck. Any ideas? Its got loads of saved games, music, work stuff, memories and other private stuff on it.

Tea anyone? Hobnob?

And why would they annouce number 1?

http://www.multimap.com/map/photo.cgi?client=public&X=534000.87242387&Y=179000.047795497&scale=5000&width=700&height=400&gride=534000.87242387&gridn=178992.047795497&lang=&db=&coordsys=gb Thats where i live. 200 yards away from a busy mainline. 2yards away from Neighbours who dont sleep - i think last night at 2 they were putting together Ikea furniture. 300 yards from the bus stop 15 minutes away from the tube. 10 minutes away from the best chippy in England

And of course its always Jews killing Muslims, Muslims never hurt anyone..:uhoh2: http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/ http://clarityandresolve.com/archives/2006/09/while_were_hand.php “Why do we always have to say sorry and they never do?” Aznar told a conference in Washington on “global threats” on Friday. ... Referring to the Moorish conquest of much of the Iberian Peninsula from the eighth to the 15th century, Aznar said: “It is interesting to note that while a lot of people in the world are asking the Pope to apologise for his speech, I have never heard a Muslim say sorry for having conquered Spain and occupying it for eight centuries.” As one comment says: "how can they blame others, if there hands are themselves in blood?"

I agree with Tilolas. Religion has meant misery and suffering to millions. I believe in the common indivdual. Theres lots of bad in the world for sure, but theres loads more good people. *points to sig*

Why? is it going to be a child sized one?

I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation. You were born somewhere around territory of modern Tibet approximately on 1475. Your profession was artist, magician, fortune teller. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Your brief psychological profile in that past life: Bohemian personality, mysterious, highly gifted, capable to understand ancient books. Magician abilities, could be a servant of dark forces. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lesson, that your last past life brought to present: The timid, lonely and self-confident people are everywhere, and your problem -- to overcome these tendencies in yourself and then to help other people. Dont quite know what to make of that. The last bits right.

Hi guys, thanks for the messages. Remember its a party, everyones invited and it is fancy dress. :vampire::santa2:

Sorry, misread what you wrote. You ok?

So? Who cares about them???

Have you not heard of Milton Keynes?? More banal then a convention of banal people. Even the Cows are concrete. Instead of building the town around the train station like everywhere else, they built it a mile away and ontop of a bloody hill. Thats where ive gotta go. Wish me luck. I may be some time.