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Alex Kapranos mmm

I know, so do I! The Office is so great. I go to uni quite near Slough (I know, great!!! :lol: ) and my friend from the area said one day she'd show me the industrial estate where they filmed the outside of the building......LMAO!!! Would be kinda funny. some more: Tim: We were wondering if a military man like you, a soldier, er, could you give a man a lethal blow? Gareth: If I was forced to, I could. If it was absolutely necessary, if he was attacking me. Tim: What if he was coming, really hard? Gareth: Yeah, if my life was in danger, yeah. Dawn: And do you always imagine doing it face to face with a bloke, or could you take a man from behind? Gareth: Either way's easy. Dawn: So you could take a man from behind? Gareth: Yeah. Dawn: Lovely. :laugh2: Im sorry, but have to post my all time favourite one again Gareth: If you’re so clever, what am I thinking now? Tim: You’re thinking "how can I kill a tiger armed only with a biro?" Gareth: No. Tim: You’re thinking "if I crash land in a jungle will I be able to eat my own shoes?" Gareth: No. And you can’t Tim: What are you thinking Gareth? Gareth: I was just wondering whether will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark.

I like the colour A LOT! dusky grape kinda' :nice:

Now? I am reclining.... and making a list of stuff I need to do :\

And you go stabbing yourself in the neck

zomg where was I?! :o I was watching the Christmas Specials the other day... his duster/cloth demonstration was so funny. and.... David: If they loved me why are they throwing stuff? Throwing water, plastic bottles, underpants?! One bloke threw a pair of Y-fronts, hit me in the face, and I knew it was Nutella or Marmite he'd smudged on the gusset. But it was still him going 'that's what we think of you mate. You're shit.'. Pete: Where did he get the Marmite from? He must have prepared that from home 'cos he knew you were on. David: Well, that doesn't make me feel any better? Why say that? The whole Austin Powers costume bit too :lol:

Oh, right. Yeah, it would be nice to be filled in on the situation.... thanks Pete :) I really wish they contacted Ian for this one......seriously :sneaky: a la today show.

I GOT SOME.. HOT LOOOOOOVE ON THE HOT LOVE HIGHWAY!!! :lol: The team building exercises with the fox and chicken etc etc lol... Rowan: Gareth, quick test exercise, ultimate fantasy? Gareth: hmm? Rowan: We’re just doing the ultimate fantasy, we’re all doing it. Gareth: Two lesbians probably, sisters. I’m just watching. (beat) Rowan: ok... um, Tim? Do you have one? Tim: I’d never thought I’d have to say this, but can I hear more from Gareth please? This also made me laugh.....like everything in The Office... David: I froze your tears and made a dagger, and stabbed it in my cock forever. It stays there like Excalibur, Are you my Arthur? Say you are. Take this cool dark steeled blade, Steal it, sheath it, in your lake. I'd drown with you to be together. Must you breathe? Cos I need Heaven."

I thought that number just went through to the robotic answering machine thing :sad: I know these people try to make it as hard as possible for us minions to get in contact with them :angry:

Strongly agreed Mel!!!!! :veryangry:

mmmm! :)

Admittedly you do look good in a skirt Jamie. Scary, though. :lol:

but, but, but...... it's not the Scrubs thread! :p I do, however, adore The Office UK VERSION!!!!!!! David: "I don't give shitty jobs. If a good man comes to me and says, 'Thank you, David, for the opportunity and continued support in the work-related arena, but I've done that, I wanna better myself, I want to move on', then I can make that dream come true too, a.k.a, for you." Gareth: "I could catch a monkey. If I was starving I could. I’d make poison darts out of the poison of the deadly frogs. One milligram of that poison can kill a monkey. Or a man. Prick yourself and you’d be dead within a day. Or longer. Different frogs, different times" Rowan: (in role play) i don't care, it's not my shift David: (in role play) i think you will care when i tell you my complaint. Rowan: not interested David: -- I think there's been a rape up there! Tim:Team leader don’t mean anything mate. Gareth: Excuse me, it means I’m the leader of a team. Tim: No it doesn't-it’s a title someone’s given you to get you to do something they don’t want to do, for free. Right? It’s like making a div kid at school milk monitor. No one respects it. Gareth: I think they do. Tim: No they don’t Gareth. Gareth: Er, yes they do, because if people were rude to me then I used to give them their milk last, so it was warm

Louboutins? They are awesome.... I agree about open toe heels, really digging them at the moment! :)

From the photos I've seen of you, Rolle, your haircut and colour is awesome!!! I'm so bored of my hair, but too attached to go for some drastic haircut. I dyed it purple/reddish last summer, but it was only semi-permanent so it just faded away boohoo

The part in Shaun of the Dead, when the David guy goes out of the window, and gets his insides ripped out by the zombies. I thought it was SO gruesome! :lol:

I want a trip to Forever 21!!!! I looked on their website for international shipping and it was like $50 which is about £25......way too much. I need to plan a next trip to America/NY. :sneaky:

When he turns his head to the camera :dead:

We had thunderstorms last night... not a very long one.....but then there was just lightning in the distance over the sea. Nice to watch. I was cycling back from the beach yesterday evening, and Brothers & Sisters came on my iPod just as the sky opened and lightning was around me. It was quite nice! Lightning hit someone's house!??! :(

*laughs quickly* I don't know Scrubs by heart though.... :\

My neighbour's son is one of their roadies... and apparently he would have given me a backstage pass if he'd known I was at Glastonbury :angry: :(

:stunned: hail is painful, but cool! I just thought another thunder storm was coming but it was a motorbike at the end of my road. :laugh3:

Typical. :blank:

:stunned: er........ I'm okay for the moment thanks :D NOW FIND A FUNNY MOVIE THINGY THAT ISNT SCRUBS! Im well aware thats probably going to lead to an onslaught of Scrubs quotes/clips :disappointed:

bwahaahahahahahaha!!!! okaaay. *runs and hides*