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This has to be the best thread ever.

While walking down the street one day a Member of Parliament is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. 'Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter. 'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you.' 'No problem, just let me in,' says the man. 'Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.' 'Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,' says the MP. 'I'm sorry', says St. Peter, 'but we have our rules.' And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him. Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and champagne. Also present is the Devil, who really is a very friendly and nice guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, the 24 hours is up and it is time to go. Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises.... The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him. 'Now it's time to visit heaven.' So, 24 hours pass with the MP joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a very pleasant time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns. 'Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.' The MP reflects for a minute, then he answers: 'Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I've decided I would be better off in hell.' So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above. The Devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder. 'I don't understand,' stammers the MP. 'Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?' The Devil looks at him, smiles and says, 'Yesterday, we were campaigning ..... Today, you voted.'

Andy Murray tee (finally!)

This year I finally attended Blur concert at Brit Awards and have to say my man Damon has still got it.

If you mean Living Things,it is a great album. I absolutely love all their stuff too.

NME and Q interviews say the opposite. Lets hope the heavy part is true though.

This was really exciting,anyone could won. Shame on us surrendering the 2-0 lead.

X and Y era gave us the best pics indeed.

:nice:

Almost as if they want to :kiss:

Ah still so awesome.

Yeah I googled him and see what you mean.

These are unbelievable. Amazing quality too. :cool:

This looks awesome. I have to wait until 9th of October in London exactly on my b-day though.

Hit me with links where I can pre-order please.

I never tape or take pictures. Im always too busy enjoying myself sorry, but I would say it was in top 3 songs performed even though I prefer hurts like heaven from MX.

This is me on Sunday on a trip to Prague and yeah they gave me a pink xyloband.

The one saying "I came from England only for Coldplay" . Jonny made the widest smile Ive ever seen him do when he read it and Chris gave me thumbs up (he actually dropped on his knees and to zoom in for few seconds to read it haha)

It was awesome to see my heroes for the fifth time and both Chris and Jonny smiled and waved back when they read my banner. You can find me if you zoom in the panorama picture as I am holding a white banner on the right side.

Will they pay my flight from Uk as well?

Brilliant pictures,thanks for sharing.

Finally,I still cant believe they have not released the Toronto gig.

Youre embarassing yourself.

Hey guess what,my dad surprised me with two tickets to the gig in Ukraine. I will attend a Muse gig for fifth time. Cant wait to see them.

voted.