Corner Kid

i think its unanimous, beer should not be served warm. Suggest temp is usually from 50 - 55 degrees Fahrenheit.

but you love david... ALWAYS!

Powers Dist, only distributes those brands, not actually produces them, like a publicist is to a writer. Coors, Corona, Miller, are not one in the same, even though the tongue would beg to differ, since in the end they're still crap. hell yeah! I've still got a couple Boddington's left in the fridge!

yeah, thought I'd update mine too... LAYER ONE: The Basics... -- Full Name: Charles Edward Yochum -- Birtdate: June 6th, 1982 (21st birthday is this friday!) -- Birthplace: Baltimore, Maryland -- Eye Color: Goes from Blue to green, usually its a mix of both -- Hair Color: Brown with highlights -- Hair Style: it does whatever it wants to do. -- Height: 5'10" -- Build: Thin -- Complexion: Pale -- Righty or Lefty: Righty -- Zodiac Sign: Gemini -- Status: Single (wow, that’s the first time I’ve been able to say that in years) -- Your heritage: Half English, Part German (Yochum), Part Jewish -- Your weakness: I'm not a tough-guy. -- Your fears: Spiders, Heights. Abandonment -- Goal you'd like to achieve: Make lots of music, be a great husband & father... Those atleast... Maybe write a screen-play or two. LAYER THREE: Random Stuff -- Your most overused phrase on AIM: dude -- Your thoughts first waking up: ...........sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppp...... -- Your best physical feature: I’m often told its my eyes. -- Your bedtime: random -- Your most missed memory: winning the GMIA competition. LAYER FOUR: Favorites -- Movie: Punch-Drunk Love, Kung-Fu Hustle, High Fidelity, Amelie, Harold and Maude, Kung-Pow!, Napoleon Dynamite, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Shawshank Redemption, The Pianist, As Good as it Gets, The Full Monty, Saving Grace, This is Spinal Tap (And other Christopher Guest Films) -- Sport: umm... I'm not really into sports... -- Outdoor Activity: Swimming, Snowboarding -- Music: Rufus Wainwright, Badly Drawn Boy, Sigur Ros, The Beatles, Nobuo Uematsu, Mono, Explosions in the Sky. -- Painter: Claude Monet -- TV Show: Arrested Development, Futurama, The Family Guy -- Soda: Izzies! -- Beer: Three Floyds Gumballhead, Sam Smith Oatmeal Stout, Chimay Grand Reserve, Rogue Morimoto Soba, Sam Smith Organic Ale, Boddington’s Pub Ale, Guinness Foreign Extra Stout. -- Non-soda drink: Water, Chai, Sobe, Capri-Sun, Tang -- Favorite Fast Food Place: Arby’s -- Pants: I think most of my pants are from Express -- Shoes: Doc Martens! -- Hat: Brown “Newsboy” Cap -- Board Game: Beyond Balderdash, Ghetto Life (Its basically "Life" with a bit of modifications that I made involving post-it notes and a pen. This is the only game where you can be a Lesbian Crack Whore making $14.11 with 12 kids in a cardboard box outside of a paper mill) -- Tea: Earl Grey Crème (Teavana), Thai Tea Blend (Teavana) -- Favorite Fruit Flavor: Orange -- Favorite Liquor: Disaronno -- Smell: vanilla (any purfume with Vanilla in it drives me nuts) -- Favorite Food: Japanese, Indian, Thai, Chinese, Seafood -- Favorite Soup: Indian Lentil -- Cappuccino or coffee: both -- How you usually order a pizza: Extra Mushrooms and extra cheese LAYER FIVE: Dislikes, Most Hated... -- Movie: Fast and the Furious, The Real Cancun... Its weird, I havent even seen these movies... But just hearing about them makes me cringe, basically any movie that involves no intelligence to make and is made solely to make money and entertain mindless teenagers with short attention spans. -- Music: modern hip-hop, nu-metal, modern R&B, Top 40 hits, emo, punk, pop-punk, anything ending in “CORE.” -- TV Show: MTV Reality Shows -- Food: umm... trying to think of something I dont like.... man, this is hard... all I can think of is Cole Slaw -- Drink: Beverly, its a German Bitter Soda, for people who like bitter tasting things, it tastes (and I'm not exaggerating) like throw-up. LAYER SIX: Do You... -- Smoke: Yes, but not cigarettes. Addiction is a sad, sad thing, and I hate the idea of being in the position where I constantly have to lie to myself. I smoke pipes, cigars, and “miscellaneous herbs” -- Cuss: When its called for. I cant stand when its used profusely... -- Sing: Yes -- Take a shower everyday: Usually every other day. -- Take long showers or short showers: LONG SHOWERS! I love water. -- like sushi?: I love sushi. I took a class on it once. -- Do you believe in love?: Of Course, its what I live for. -- Want to go to college: not now. -- Believe in yourself: I do now. -- Believe in God: Yes. -- Get motion sickness: only on rides that involve spinning at fast rates... -- Think you're attractive: depends on my hair, hahah. -- Think you're a health freak: yes and no. On one hand I’ll drink Odwalla drinks, White tea, and eat vegetarian meals. on the other hand, I love beer and a nice juicy cheeseburger from Fuddruckers. Taco Bell too, even though its D grade meat. But man, oh man, those Chalupas… -- Get along with your parents: definitely, my parents are awesome. All of my friends are really close with my parents. It comes with the Chad Package. I don’t feel the need to move out either. Not yet. -- Like thunderstorms: As long as I’m not too close. I like watching them. I'm one of the few people who has seen a ball-lightning in person. It was awesome. -- Play an instrument: Anything but drums. Mainly acoustic guitar. LAYER SEVEN: Have You Ever... -- Played a game that required removal of clothing: Game? It doesnt take a game for me to remove clothing. -- If so, was it mixed company: of course. Otherwise I’d be really desperate. -- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: yes. I'd rather not remember that. Oh wait, I dont... -- Been caught "doing something": I'm not sure. Maybe. -- Been called a "tease": nope, I don’t like to lead women on. -- Gone skinny dipping: I have a pool, what do you think? -- Gotten beaten up: no, I'm practically a pacifist, Its seldom that I even witness a violent act -- Been on TV, or in a magazine?: my goofy mug was on a billboard once, lol... It was an advertisement for a local music store. I was holding a trumpet. I got $50 bucks, lol... -- Shoplifted: Accidentally, It was a plush toy of those wind-up walking binoculars with eyes from Toy Story. The cashier thought it was mine, and talked me into thinking it was too! -- Changed who you were to fit in: I did back in highschool. Now I just don’t care. -- Eaten an entire box of oreos: no, hah, thats very unnecessary LAYER EIGHT: When was the last time you... -- Drank alcohol: Last night I had a Boddington’s. -- Smoked: last night I had a cigar, and a couple bowls of Cavendish. -- Done a drug: last night I smoked up. -- Had Sex: that’s none of your business -- Made Out: its been atleast a month, I’ve been so busy. -- Gone on a date: its been a while, I got out of a long relationship a month ago, so dating is the last thing on my mind. I’ve been blowing money on myself for the first time in YEARS! Heheheh… -- Gone to the mall?: a couple weeks ago. -- Eaten sushi: a few days ago. -- Been on stage: Wow. Its been over a month. I’ve been a hermit lately, focusing on writing and recording. -- Dyed your hair: I get it highlighted when I get it cut. -- Stolen anything: it was the Plush toy thing, about two years ago... LAYER NINE: The Future -- Do You want to get married?: Absolutely. -- Age you hope to be married?: not sure. I hope to be married with kids before I start getting old, but I dont want to be too young either. -- Numbers and Names of Children: Maybe Two, I'd like to experience raising both sexes. Names? Dunno… Something not too common. -- Describe your dream wedding: Barefoot on the sand. Perfect Weather. Intimate, not huge. Rufus Wainwright playing at the dinner. -- Describe your dream honeymoon: Either a Cruise, or a trip somewhere, i dunno, I'm up for anything. -- How do you want to die: peacefully as an old man, in my lover’s arms, like the Iron & Wine song. -- Where you want to go to college: Doesnt matter. College is College. -- What do you want to be when you grow up: Successful Musician/writer/husband/father -- What country would you most like to visit: Japan, Ireland. LAYER TEN: What you look for in a guy/girl... -- Favorite part of body: The face. Thats what its all about. -- Favorite eye color: doesnt matter. -- Favorite hair color: none really, especially if its healthy, but I really like black hair. -- Short or long hair: doesnt matter -- Height Preference: it doesnt matter. -- Build Preference: as long as it looks natural. -- Does skin tone matter?: Absolutely not. I’m attracted to all types of ethnicities. I do, however, dislike fake-tans. -- Favorite Style: as long as the clothes fit. I love when a girl wears those white peasant-looking shirts with the laces and the “bell-out” sleeves. I also love pig-tail braids for some reason. Stylish, not slutty, the “nice-girl to take home to mommy” look with a twist. -- Favorite smell: Vanilla... mmmmm..... -- Best first date location: somewhere in nature. -- Best first kiss location: my california king-size bed. ;-) LAYER ELEVEN: Statistics -- Number of drugs taken illegally: Just Pot. I wont do hard stuff. -- Number of people I could trust with my life: a handful of people. -- Number of CDs that I own: Not many, since I switched to an iPod. -- Number of piercings: zero, piercings wouldnt look right on me -- Number of tattoos: zero, a tattoo wouldnt look right on me, even though I have an idea for a good one, it just wouldn’t suit me. -- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper? I have no idea. None that I know of. -- Number of scars on my body: I don’t really have any scars. -- Number of birthmarks: One, its on my right side, people say its in the shape of new jersey. Its a pretty faint and its the size of a Wendy's 99 Cent chicken nugget. -- Number of things in my past that I regret: nothing, everything happens for a reason, I learn from my mistakes. -- How would you rate your looks: It fluctuates around AVERAGE and ABOVE AVERAGE -- How would you rate your personality: High, thats something I'm quite confident about -- How would you rate your sex drive: Very high even though I have some killer will-power. -- How long did it take you to fill this out: too long... Any longer and I'd quit.

the reason for this is that you're 17, and you named all the shitty beers, which are indeed piss beers. The reason why people drink those is the ignorant mentality that "if everyone's drinking it, it must be good." You prefer "Alco-pop" drinks because, once again, you're 17. When you get older, the Alco-pops start to taste like carbonated corn syrup, and trust me, you dont want to be a full-grown adult holding a Smirnoff Ice, or a Seagrams. But then again, we all start out as Malterna-teens. Shit, I hated beer when I was 17. Here's a tip. Beers to stay away from: (All beers listed INCLUDE their counterparts: light, ice, dry, draft, ultra, etc. (where applicable)) Anheuser-Busch products: Budweiser Products, Busch, Natural (AKA Natty), most Michelob products Miller Products: MGD, High Life, Milwaukee’s Best Misc. Products: CORONA, Coors Products, Pabst Products, Beers marketed as "lo-carb" such as Rock Green Light and Aspen Edge I guarantee that you've never had any Samuel Smith, Three Floyds, Rogue, or any Abbey Ales.

Ew, Corona is NOT Beer. Its horse piss that requires a lime for it to taste remotely decent. For Mexican Beers, try Dos Equis A good starter beer is Boddington's and Warsteiner Dunkel, which are both still awesome in my book.

Boddington's has always been a top ten

Boddingtons... mmmmmm..... shouldnt this be in the beer thread?

hahahaha. yeah. I'll just watch Queer as Folk. Not live it.

yeah, if you enjoy a beer for the taste, you like beer for all the right reasons. A beer should be enjoyed, not used solely to get drunk, thats abuse.

haha, no more love triangle, I guess. I'm not a fan of the Eiffel Tower, if you get my drift.

beer geek = Beer enthusiast, Beer connoisseur. One who considers beer to be a hobby.

Damn... *scratches Laura off his list*

Do continue, I'd like to hear more of this story.

mmm... Nothing like a good beer. Emphasis on GOOD. Any beer geeks in here?

what about david?

good heavens, surely not my fault! Its your fault Badly Drawn Boy is my hero!

this. full of aged cavendish. mmmmm.

heh, a lot of my answers are still in there

yeah, I remember last time I tried to come back, all anyone did was talk about this guy Albie. :snore:

God knows most of us do, if we have the time to spend on a forum! hehehehe

Hey Reilly, remember filling this out? :lol:

yeah, sigh.... The Sex thread, the boobs thread, my birthday party, my 1000th post extravaganza heh. I'm sure i could dig up a ton of stuff

hahahah... wow, good times!

Meh... I HAVE been through a lot, seeing as how last month was the most difficult month of my life, but productivity is another thing...